It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.
Never pee your pants again! Well, at least the bottom half of your pants.
When hygiene is involved, it's usually a bad thing.
Although 'poke it and run' did briefly enter his mind. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
This seems like a great idea, until you notice where your feet are. ~NSHA