urinal

Wheelchair access to stall? check! Access to urinal with stall door open? D'Oh!

Although 'poke it and run' did briefly enter his mind. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

All those years of playing the stand back as far back as you can game is going to finally pay off.

~NSHA

Never pee your pants again! Well, at least the bottom half of your pants.

Shall we call them "hot flushes?"

Because urinatural at it!

It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.

~NSHA

When hygiene is involved, it's usually a bad thing.

This seems like a great idea, until you notice where your feet are. ~NSHA

In the war of the toilet seat positions there are no winn... wait is that a washing machine in the bathroom? I don't think I don't want those fragrances associated with my fresh laundry.

~NSHA

Just find something to stuff with toilet paper and all is well. Even if that something is a freaky ceramic ducky bowl.