truck

Someone explain why you'd want to keep mud off this piece of crap in the first place.

Having this parked in your neighborhood automatically decreases all property values by 20%. ~NSHA

For when you have to relocate at any moment.

If the truck's a rockin'....report it to the authorities, that seems unsafe. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Protip: GET A VAN! The passengers around you (and your insurance) will thank you!

Don't worry, this design is just as safe as their other ones. ~NSHA