tools

dual use Professional At Work tools wrench yardwork - 4864652800
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Please, please tell me this is a kludged flamethrower made of plastic. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

tools why wtf - 4270095104
By Unknown
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Crystal??? You know I wanted diamonds.

alcohol drinking hammer Professional At Work tools - 5429178368
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My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

Oh god! How did it turn out?! The text got cut off. Please, this story must have an ending.

overkill screws tools - 4886512640
By Unknown
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He'll always stay there, but he might take a bite or two out of your coat. ~NSHA

DIY dual use money tools - 5073321216
By Leitha
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Destroying government property has never been so practical!

~NSHA

dual use holding it up tools - 4941136896
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Your dad will swap your bed riser with his jack and make you work on the car. Good luck.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Mad Science Monday screwdriver tools - 5662943488
By Langly (Via i.imgur.com)
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The last time I checked satellites were in the sky; I'm really hoping this whole thing just gets super-glued to the back of his Civic.

~NSHA

dual use money tools welding - 4917701376
By Unknown
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Celebrate our independence by putting the founding fathers to good use! ~NSHA

Apple product dual use Hall of Fame laptop tools - 4994835968
Via Make
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Because one morning you'll wake up and realize this is the most effective way to get rid of your Nickelback discography.

~NSHA

dual use furniture tools wrench - 5464269568
By Sandy in Fishy
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My favorite chair to watch home improvement.

Double Wrench all the way! One is good, but two is always safer.

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If they're going to base their agricultural tools off of American television shows, they should at least watch something other than The Flinstones.

~Not-So-Handy Andy