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What? Why? Stop. Just... stop.

Please, please tell me this is a kludged flamethrower made of plastic. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Now you know why they call me Not-So-Handy Andy.

~NSHA

Crystal??? You know I wanted diamonds.

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My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

Oh god! How did it turn out?! The text got cut off. Please, this story must have an ending.

He'll always stay there, but he might take a bite or two out of your coat. ~NSHA

Destroying government property has never been so practical!

~NSHA

Your dad will swap your bed riser with his jack and make you work on the car. Good luck.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

The last time I checked satellites were in the sky; I'm really hoping this whole thing just gets super-glued to the back of his Civic.

~NSHA

Celebrate our independence by putting the founding fathers to good use! ~NSHA

Because one morning you'll wake up and realize this is the most effective way to get rid of your Nickelback discography.

~NSHA

My favorite chair to watch home improvement.

One is good, but two is always safer.

If they're going to base their agricultural tools off of American television shows, they should at least watch something other than The Flinstones.

~Not-So-Handy Andy