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tools why wtf - 4270095104
By Unknown
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Crystal??? You know I wanted diamonds.

dual use hinge screwdriver tools - 4917131264
By Whit Martin-Whitaker
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Oh, he still had a hinge. But it was ten feet away and the screwdriver was literally right there. ~NSHA

dual use money tools welding - 4917701376
By Unknown
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Celebrate our independence by putting the founding fathers to good use! ~NSHA

dual use Professional At Work tools wrench yardwork - 4864652800
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Please, please tell me this is a kludged flamethrower made of plastic. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

can opener dual use food tools - 5042727424
By Unknown
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Millions of hard to open peaches, peaches for me.

~NSHA

Hall of Fame not a kludge solder star wars tools toy - 5185588736
Via Make
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Prolific hacker Craig Smith digs up a toy from his childhood:

About 1983, when I was fifteen, I dropped my dad's red Bakelite soldering gun and broke the casing. Of course he was upset, so I did my best to "fix it." So I took my original Star Wars Han Solo pistol and gutted it to hold the soldering gun components. I even ran the lightbulb up into the scope on top. The button on the handle worked well for the trigger switch. Ten years later, when the old house was sold, the gun wound up in my belongings. To this day, when an underpowered iron just won't do, I pull out the "Han Solderer" and get the job done. Half of me likes the mod, the other half is ill over the fact that I gutted my vintage Star Wars toy. What's done is done.
dual use holding it up tools - 4941136896
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Your dad will swap your bed riser with his jack and make you work on the car. Good luck.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

alcohol drinking hammer Professional At Work tools - 5429178368
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From the submitter

My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

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