Destroying government property has never been so practical!
I can't wait until adamantium becomes real so that I don't have to joke about that. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The last time I checked satellites were in the sky; I'm really hoping this whole thing just gets super-glued to the back of his Civic.
Because one morning you'll wake up and realize this is the most effective way to get rid of your Nickelback discography.
What? Why? Stop. Just... stop.
I blame Ikea. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Crystal??? You know I wanted diamonds.
Also known as "Five Tools, One Pump."
Hacksaw hacks FTW! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Hey, it's making room for more buried treasure. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
If it fits, it works. (also known as 'Screw It')
Metric water? Not in my country!