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These new electric screwdrivers are now as convenient as I was hoping for.

~NSHA

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My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

Oh god! How did it turn out?! The text got cut off. Please, this story must have an ending.

Hey, it's making room for more buried treasure. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Celebrate our independence by putting the founding fathers to good use! ~NSHA

Crystal??? You know I wanted diamonds.

Excuse me sir, may I ax you about your table? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?

~Not-So-Handy Andy

What? Why? Stop. Just... stop.

I know I had to give up on my dream of fixing ATVs to become a lowly neurosurgeon, but that doesn't mean I can't force my son to lead the life that I wanted.

~NSHA