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My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

Oh god! How did it turn out?! The text got cut off. Please, this story must have an ending.

Well maybe if I hold it like this....

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Because one morning you'll wake up and realize this is the most effective way to get rid of your Nickelback discography.

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The hardware/automotive store confusion strikes again.

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EVERYONE helps with Christmas dinner!

You squeeze every last drop out, because your mother told you not to waste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I CAN Do It

I can't wait until adamantium becomes real so that I don't have to joke about that. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If it fits, it works. (also known as 'Screw It')

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