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I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Hacksaw hacks FTW! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Also known as "Five Tools, One Pump."

The last time I checked satellites were in the sky; I'm really hoping this whole thing just gets super-glued to the back of his Civic.

~NSHA

Crystal??? You know I wanted diamonds.

Looks like someone tried to fit this into a non-custom toolbox. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Excuse me sir, may I ax you about your table? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Oh, he still had a hinge. But it was ten feet away and the screwdriver was literally right there. ~NSHA

From the submitter

My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

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