tools

When in doubt, stab at random until fixed.

~NSHA

Your dad will swap your bed riser with his jack and make you work on the car. Good luck.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

If they're going to base their agricultural tools off of American television shows, they should at least watch something other than The Flinstones.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Excuse me sir, may I ax you about your table? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

A kludger never abandons his tools. Mangling your toolbox is perfectly acceptable though. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

That awkward moment when his wife walks in and the cow leg is stuck halfway in the grinder.

~NSHA

Picture taken at a Vietnamese Diner in Berlin.