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The last time I checked satellites were in the sky; I'm really hoping this whole thing just gets super-glued to the back of his Civic.

~NSHA

Nailed it.

Metric water? Not in my country!

~NSHA

EVERYONE helps with Christmas dinner!

Because one morning you'll wake up and realize this is the most effective way to get rid of your Nickelback discography.

~NSHA

If it fits, it works. (also known as 'Screw It')

~NSHA

The hardware/automotive store confusion strikes again.

~NSHA

Please, please tell me this is a kludged flamethrower made of plastic. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I know I had to give up on my dream of fixing ATVs to become a lowly neurosurgeon, but that doesn't mean I can't force my son to lead the life that I wanted.

~NSHA

Destroying government property has never been so practical!

~NSHA

...just use these tools, they said.

Your dad will swap your bed riser with his jack and make you work on the car. Good luck.

~Not-So-Handy Andy