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Destroying government property has never been so practical!

~NSHA

I can't wait until adamantium becomes real so that I don't have to joke about that. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

The last time I checked satellites were in the sky; I'm really hoping this whole thing just gets super-glued to the back of his Civic.

~NSHA

Because one morning you'll wake up and realize this is the most effective way to get rid of your Nickelback discography.

~NSHA

What? Why? Stop. Just... stop.

I blame Ikea. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Crystal??? You know I wanted diamonds.

Also known as "Five Tools, One Pump."

Hacksaw hacks FTW! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Nailed it.

Hey, it's making room for more buried treasure. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If it fits, it works. (also known as 'Screw It')

~NSHA

Metric water? Not in my country!

~NSHA