tape

Clearly, it's meant to be a deep metaphor. The painter's tape symbolizes the corporate control of America and the recent Citizens United ruling. Or maybe it symbolizes the American work ethic. Or the lack of tools given to the proletariat to successfully live a fulfilling life. Or something. America.

~NSHA

In periods of low inventory, the staff must sometimes use it meat supply to repair the furniture.

~NSHA

It keeps it closer to the sun, keeping me cooler. It's science.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

It's a hardware store and this was the best repair they could make?

Birds don't need oxygen, right? ~Not-So-Handy Andy