tape

That ought to hold it! Now I won't even need to pay for earthquake insurance.

It's a hardware store and this was the best repair they could make?

And who knew plastic needs to be plugged in? ~NSHA

Gorilla tape can hold a door on... right?

Nooo! Use electrical tape. It conducts the current better.

~NSHA

At least it holds it.

That's it, just keep putting stickers on in random places to make your fix less obvious.

~NSHA

The tape or the bungee cords?

It's first test run was not a success.

I can still turn this in, right?