sports

Whatever ball you use must be made of fruit

So close Ralph, so close.

~NSHA

Unfortunately, they were his last. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

And instead of standard balls, you use the leftovers from that case of whoppers you spilled in October. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

FootGolf is an officially recognized sport in the Netherlands, but the rest of the world still has room to catch up. The rules are simple: No cleats, wear a polo, and kick that ball towards the goal in one motion.

And now for an educational video:

They had to take the staples out of the goalie's freshest wound, but the Sunday morning game is more important than a little bit of blood loss and infection.

~Not-So-Handy Andy