sports

They had to take the staples out of the goalie's freshest wound, but the Sunday morning game is more important than a little bit of blood loss and infection.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Training for the American Olympic ping pong is off to a poor start. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

But like everything else, it's 3 sizes too big.

~NSHA

I think at this point you're better off picking up the ball and throwing it. ~NSHA

Whatever ball you use must be made of fruit

So close Ralph, so close.

~NSHA

And instead of standard balls, you use the leftovers from that case of whoppers you spilled in October. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Go Play! Awww, do we have to? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

With gifts like this, it's a surprise that Tiger's mistresses didn't come forward sooner. BOOM! 2009 HUMOR!

~NSHA

While this is quite effective, the cinder-block ball is not very helpful.

~NSHA

FootGolf is an officially recognized sport in the Netherlands, but the rest of the world still has room to catch up. The rules are simple: No cleats, wear a polo, and kick that ball towards the goal in one motion.

And now for an educational video: