sports

I swear to god, if you call a let one more time... ~Not-So-Handy Andy

FootGolf is an officially recognized sport in the Netherlands, but the rest of the world still has room to catch up. The rules are simple: No cleats, wear a polo, and kick that ball towards the goal in one motion.

And now for an educational video:

Training for the American Olympic ping pong is off to a poor start. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

They had to take the staples out of the goalie's freshest wound, but the Sunday morning game is more important than a little bit of blood loss and infection.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

While this is quite effective, the cinder-block ball is not very helpful.

~NSHA

And instead of standard balls, you use the leftovers from that case of whoppers you spilled in October. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I think at this point you're better off picking up the ball and throwing it. ~NSHA

Whatever ball you use must be made of fruit

So close Ralph, so close.

~NSHA