sports

When your Whirlwind pin ball game busts because college students in Idaho get a little rough, get a spoon from the cafeteria and some zip ties to fix it!

With gifts like this, it's a surprise that Tiger's mistresses didn't come forward sooner. BOOM! 2009 HUMOR!

~NSHA

I swear to god, if you call a let one more time... ~Not-So-Handy Andy

They had to take the staples out of the goalie's freshest wound, but the Sunday morning game is more important than a little bit of blood loss and infection.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

I think at this point you're better off picking up the ball and throwing it. ~NSHA