shower

I usually love pulling at random wires whilst taking a shower.

~NSHA

If the short circuit doesn't get you, Norman Bates will.

~NSHA

This shower's for you, basketball players and otherwise gangly bastards of the world!

Too bad cats are notoriously bad repairmen.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Now you too can buy your garden hoses with a brand new "soothing massage jet" option.

In other news, I'm going to go have a nice little chat with the landlord...