shower

This shower's for you, basketball players and otherwise gangly bastards of the world!

I didn't get the memo, did you? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I'm laaaughin' at kludges!

If the short circuit doesn't get you, Norman Bates will.

~NSHA

Yo dawg, I heard you liked shower heads.

Nobody's going to shower at THIS office!

From the submitter:

wife: Honey, I want a dual showerhead so we can shower together. husband: Well, I have been trying to use up every plumbing part I have. wife: Ooh, and I can use my hair net to stop the leak

Oh right, it's that remote control on the bathtub. Now that's just silly. Backwards, almost.

~NSHA

I dare you!

It's just like standing under about one ten-millionth of Niagara Falls!

From The Submitter:

Finally found a good use for the free shower cap! Now I can take a shower longer than 12 minutes and not be left in the dark.

Just don't move that duct tape. It's, ummmm, load bearing. ~Not-So-Handy Andy