They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.
Don't worry guys:
I got this.
And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.
I think I got stupider just from looking at this.
There's no way anyone is getting in here. Don't even try.
Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA