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Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.

~NSHA

I think the biggest kludge is the steering wheel on the other side. How does that happen???

~NSHA

To achieve his signature greasy hair look, Kurt Cobain used to wash his hair with a bar of soap. Maybe these people should give that a try.

~NSHA

Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Nah, it's still more creepy than sad. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

From the submitter

Just happy this isn't my car. It was actually being driven. The driver used a rope to keep the door closed while driving.

Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA

Which one is the weakest link?

Be careful, there are schoolchildren about.

~NSHA

Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA