Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.
I think the biggest kludge is the steering wheel on the other side. How does that happen???
To achieve his signature greasy hair look, Kurt Cobain used to wash his hair with a bar of soap. Maybe these people should give that a try.
Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Nah, it's still more creepy than sad. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Just happy this isn't my car. It was actually being driven. The driver used a rope to keep the door closed while driving.
Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.
Which one is the weakest link?
Be careful, there are schoolchildren about.
Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA