security

Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA

What is it again? Oh right, common sense.

~NSHA

Don't worry, the combination is written on it.

~NSHA

There's no way anyone is getting in here. Don't even try.

Which one is the weakest link?

To achieve his signature greasy hair look, Kurt Cobain used to wash his hair with a bar of soap. Maybe these people should give that a try.

~NSHA

I think the biggest kludge is the steering wheel on the other side. How does that happen???

~NSHA