security

They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA

I think the biggest kludge is the steering wheel on the other side. How does that happen???

~NSHA

Be careful, there are schoolchildren about.

~NSHA

Being on hold, as frustrating for doors as it is for humans.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

From the submitter

Just happy this isn't my car. It was actually being driven. The driver used a rope to keep the door closed while driving.

Don't worry, the combination is written on it.

~NSHA

Nah, it's still more creepy than sad. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Just remember your network key.

~NSHA

Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

There's no way anyone is getting in here. Don't even try.