russia

The perks of having a AAA membership aren't what they used to be.

~NSHA

For when your car absolutely, positively NEEDS oil!

New goal: go back in time, construct this, and pull up to my prom date's how just to see the look on her face.

~NSHA

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want a train capable of going at super-ultra-omega speeds being fixed with masking tape...

In Russia, they take security supeя seяiously.

As long as you don't mind fender benders causing you to get impaled with a socket wrench, you'll be just fine!

Just another video that shows us what a dull place the world would be if Russia had no video cameras.

If they're going to base their agricultural tools off of American television shows, they should at least watch something other than The Flinstones.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Well, not really. This wonderful kludge pretty much speaks for itself but just in case, do any Russian fixers want to help translate. I'm going to take a wild guess: the words mean "girl" "heater" and "fan". Are my brilliant deduction skills up to par?

~NSHA

USER_ALERT 0038-C7: PLAYGROUND ATTENDANT IS NOT HAVING FUN >>> COMMENCE BOREDOM COUNTERMEASURES.