russia

It's also the only way to get air inside. Bullet-proof glass is intense.

~NSHA

Unfortunately, the There I Fixed It translator is on vacation. Anyone care to help out?

USER_ALERT 0038-C7: PLAYGROUND ATTENDANT IS NOT HAVING FUN >>> COMMENCE BOREDOM COUNTERMEASURES.

Don't jump Mr. A/C! I love you! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

The perks of having a AAA membership aren't what they used to be.

~NSHA

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want a train capable of going at super-ultra-omega speeds being fixed with masking tape...

For when your car absolutely, positively NEEDS oil!

Okay, I'm seriously having trouble understanding this one. I can see how this would work on a manual transmission... but wouldn't there need to be someone in the car to pop the clutch? What do you guys think?

Well, not really. This wonderful kludge pretty much speaks for itself but just in case, do any Russian fixers want to help translate. I'm going to take a wild guess: the words mean "girl" "heater" and "fan". Are my brilliant deduction skills up to par?

~NSHA

New goal: go back in time, construct this, and pull up to my prom date's how just to see the look on her face.

~NSHA