russia

As long as you don't mind fender benders causing you to get impaled with a socket wrench, you'll be just fine!

It's also the only way to get air inside. Bullet-proof glass is intense.

~NSHA

The perks of having a AAA membership aren't what they used to be.

~NSHA

Well, not really. This wonderful kludge pretty much speaks for itself but just in case, do any Russian fixers want to help translate. I'm going to take a wild guess: the words mean "girl" "heater" and "fan". Are my brilliant deduction skills up to par?

~NSHA

If they're going to base their agricultural tools off of American television shows, they should at least watch something other than The Flinstones.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Now that would make for trick-or-treating in style!

"Three ounces of vodka or less? What is this? Kindergarten?"

In Russia, they take security supeя seяiously.

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want a train capable of going at super-ultra-omega speeds being fixed with masking tape...

I'll show myself out...