russia

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Now that would make for trick-or-treating in style!

New goal: go back in time, construct this, and pull up to my prom date's how just to see the look on her face.

~NSHA

Okay, I'm seriously having trouble understanding this one. I can see how this would work on a manual transmission... but wouldn't there need to be someone in the car to pop the clutch? What do you guys think?

For when your car absolutely, positively NEEDS oil!

Well, not really. This wonderful kludge pretty much speaks for itself but just in case, do any Russian fixers want to help translate. I'm going to take a wild guess: the words mean "girl" "heater" and "fan". Are my brilliant deduction skills up to par?

~NSHA

It's a brilliant idea. Now all it needs is a name.

~NSHA

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want a train capable of going at super-ultra-omega speeds being fixed with masking tape...

It's also the only way to get air inside. Bullet-proof glass is intense.

~NSHA

Don't jump Mr. A/C! I love you! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This man, appropriately named "Boris," got tired of putting up with all of his shovel's crap, so he consigned it to a life of defending the Motherland against capitalist pigdogs. Luckily for us, he also took a boatload of pictures to document the process.