pool

And instead of standard balls, you use the leftovers from that case of whoppers you spilled in October. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

His career path is going to take him in circles.

~NSHA

Never use power tools near water. Any other rules of construction this guy is violating?

It's a shame our bodies were thrown clear 2 miles prior. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Electricity has gotten expensive, heat your outdoor pool the old way. This is how it's done in Germany!

If there's a gas range within range, you're in the clear!

Awww, all that effort and she didn't even take a swim!

Go get a sno-cone or something! At the very least plug your computer in outside and play Civilization V on your back porch...

He's warned them about horseplay before. We'll see how much they learned.

~NSHA

I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.