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And instead of standard balls, you use the leftovers from that case of whoppers you spilled in October. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"Come in, over!"

"Yes, this is Brofort, over."

Is it too soon to make a joke about flooding in the South? Probably. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Never use power tools near water. Any other rules of construction this guy is violating?

If there's a gas range within range, you're in the clear!

He's warned them about horseplay before. We'll see how much they learned.

~NSHA