pool

He's warned them about horseplay before. We'll see how much they learned.

~NSHA

Electricity has gotten expensive, heat your outdoor pool the old way. This is how it's done in Germany!

You may develop a sudden urge to pee after you get in.

Go get a sno-cone or something! At the very least plug your computer in outside and play Civilization V on your back porch...

Actually, don't dive, it's way too shallow.

Awww, all that effort and she didn't even take a swim!

Never use power tools near water. Any other rules of construction this guy is violating?

Now grab 6 friends to hold it steady while I wash my feet.

~NSHA