pool

Actually, don't dive, it's way too shallow.

Awww, all that effort and she didn't even take a swim!

I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.

Electricity has gotten expensive, heat your outdoor pool the old way. This is how it's done in Germany!

You may develop a sudden urge to pee after you get in.

He's warned them about horseplay before. We'll see how much they learned.

~NSHA

Is it too soon to make a joke about flooding in the South? Probably. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Never use power tools near water. Any other rules of construction this guy is violating?

If there's a gas range within range, you're in the clear!