pool

Electricity has gotten expensive, heat your outdoor pool the old way. This is how it's done in Germany!

It also saves the mosquitoes.

~NSHA

"Come in, over!"

"Yes, this is Brofort, over."

And instead of standard balls, you use the leftovers from that case of whoppers you spilled in October. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It's a shame our bodies were thrown clear 2 miles prior. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

You may develop a sudden urge to pee after you get in.

His career path is going to take him in circles.

~NSHA

Go get a sno-cone or something! At the very least plug your computer in outside and play Civilization V on your back porch...

Never use power tools near water. Any other rules of construction this guy is violating?