Mad Science Monday

Kho Jian, a metalworker from Louhe in Henan province, central China, is designing and building the craft using re-salvaged and converted oil tanks. The 'Noah's Ark' will come at a cost of £20,000, and will be fitted with a range of mod-cons including a kitchen and bathrooms. It will also use technology that is employed for space travel in order to keep it watertight - while also providing doors and windows. 'He believes we are heading for a world flood and he wants his own ark to save himself and his family,' said Kho, who aims to have the finished craft ready for delivery soon.

The bigger the flashlight, the crazier the scientist. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Every once in a while I look at a creation like this and wonder how it possibly came to exist. And then I remember: alcohol.

~NSHA

Looks like I need to revamp my shopping list for the week.

~NSHA

Meanwhile, inside the automobile...

The love child of troll science and kludging is exactly as hilarious as I thought it would be. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

No, I cannot. Because I am now deaf. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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The last time I checked satellites were in the sky; I'm really hoping this whole thing just gets super-glued to the back of his Civic.

~NSHA

Too bad what it does to your crotchal region will severely hurt your chances with the.

~NSHA

From the submitter: Seen at a Cleveland, Ohio area rib burnoff and bike show. It actually works! Made from a tractor, pipes, and other misc. parts.

Because hey, he's gotta grow up sometime. ~Not-So-Handy Andy