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Because Thieves Never Carry Knives

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One Way To Ensure It'll Never Get Stolen

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure your evidence bag should be locked up as well. At the very least, protect your 32oz soda! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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What a Showoff

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Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.

~NSHA

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You Can Still Ply It Open

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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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The Club's Very Special Brother

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But unlike his brother, he unfortunately does not double as a zombie weapon.

~NSHA

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I Was Ready To Use My Lockpick and Everything!

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I Guess I Just Have To Steal Both!

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And look at that, a wallet hiding underneath! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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He's Trying To Escape!

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Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA

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This One's Not Going To Walk Away

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When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA

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Stay Where I Can See You

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Be careful, there are schoolchildren about.

~NSHA

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I Thought This Only Worked in Cartoons

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Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt

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Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

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Lock, Locking Pliers, Same Thing

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You Don't Get Much More Secure Than This

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white trash repairs - You Don't Get Much More Secure Than This

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Just Don't Forget It's There

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Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Post-Riot Security

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They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA

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