locked up

Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Alright guys, we need to talk about your behavior. Cup's been telling me you touch him constantly. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Especially if I just reversed into another car, and couldn't find the key to the trunk. Which is where I keep my proof of insurance. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

But unlike his brother, he unfortunately does not double as a zombie weapon.

~NSHA

Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA

When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA

And look at that, a wallet hiding underneath! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA

Be careful, there are schoolchildren about.

~NSHA

And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA

Proof that running with scissors can sometimes yield positive results.

~NSHA

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure your evidence bag should be locked up as well. At the very least, protect your 32oz soda! ~Not-So-Handy Andy