locked up

And look at that, a wallet hiding underneath! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA

Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.

~NSHA

That banging sound? It's just my ummm, golf clubs rattling around. ~NSHA

I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

But unlike his brother, he unfortunately does not double as a zombie weapon.

~NSHA

Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

I think the biggest kludge is the steering wheel on the other side. How does that happen???

~NSHA

Alright guys, we need to talk about your behavior. Cup's been telling me you touch him constantly. ~Not-So-Handy Andy