locked up

Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

Proof that running with scissors can sometimes yield positive results.

~NSHA

I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Steve Hoefer at Grathio labs shows off his Arduino based door opener, which responds to knocks on the door bye timing the gaps between the sounds. If the gap matches the programmed knock, it unlocks. Let's never use keys again!

Know a little bit about Arduino and care to make your own? Check out his Instructables post!

They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA

Before the invention of the diaper, the streets of Europe were a bit more of an eyesore.

~NSHA

Alright guys, we need to talk about your behavior. Cup's been telling me you touch him constantly. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Another reason a sequel was never made. ~No-So-Handy Andy

Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA