locked up

Another reason a sequel was never made. ~No-So-Handy Andy

Before the invention of the diaper, the streets of Europe were a bit more of an eyesore.

~NSHA

Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

Especially if I just reversed into another car, and couldn't find the key to the trunk. Which is where I keep my proof of insurance. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure your evidence bag should be locked up as well. At the very least, protect your 32oz soda! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

But unlike his brother, he unfortunately does not double as a zombie weapon.

~NSHA

It took him a while for him to understand why all the kids were laughing at him on his first day of engineering class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Alright guys, we need to talk about your behavior. Cup's been telling me you touch him constantly. ~Not-So-Handy Andy