locked up

That banging sound? It's just my ummm, golf clubs rattling around. ~NSHA

And look at that, a wallet hiding underneath! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Alright guys, we need to talk about your behavior. Cup's been telling me you touch him constantly. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA

Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure your evidence bag should be locked up as well. At the very least, protect your 32oz soda! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA

When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA

Before the invention of the diaper, the streets of Europe were a bit more of an eyesore.

~NSHA

Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Another reason a sequel was never made. ~No-So-Handy Andy