locked up

bicycle bike dual use handcuffs locked up police - 4777163264
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure your evidence bag should be locked up as well. At the very least, protect your 32oz soda! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.

~NSHA

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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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But unlike his brother, he unfortunately does not double as a zombie weapon.

~NSHA

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And look at that, a wallet hiding underneath! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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By Radix
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Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA

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When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA

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By Kristi
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Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

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Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA