locked up

car chain locked up padlock wheels - 4774789632
By Unknown
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Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

closed doors dual use locked up Professional At Work - 4519435008
By NickyVeee
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Alright guys, we need to talk about your behavior. Cup's been telling me you touch him constantly. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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By Ebolavirus
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Especially if I just reversed into another car, and couldn't find the key to the trunk. Which is where I keep my proof of insurance. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

cars locked up steering wheel the club - 5100124928
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But unlike his brother, he unfortunately does not double as a zombie weapon.

~NSHA

cars dual use locked up security tape - 5112791040
By Radix
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Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA

bike dual use flip flops locked up - 5424350976
By Unknown
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When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA

flip flops locked up shoes stupid wtf - 4728726528
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And look at that, a wallet hiding underneath! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

locked up Professional At Work security - 5126783232
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They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA

cars locked up security wheels - 4989724416
By -Ghost-
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And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA

door knob dual use locked up scissors - 5378474240
By Unknown
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Proof that running with scissors can sometimes yield positive results.

~NSHA

bicycle bike dual use handcuffs locked up police - 4777163264
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure your evidence bag should be locked up as well. At the very least, protect your 32oz soda! ~Not-So-Handy Andy