locked up

And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA

I think the biggest kludge is the steering wheel on the other side. How does that happen???

~NSHA

That banging sound? It's just my ummm, golf clubs rattling around. ~NSHA

Steve Hoefer at Grathio labs shows off his Arduino based door opener, which responds to knocks on the door bye timing the gaps between the sounds. If the gap matches the programmed knock, it unlocks. Let's never use keys again!

Know a little bit about Arduino and care to make your own? Check out his Instructables post!

They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA

Before the invention of the diaper, the streets of Europe were a bit more of an eyesore.

~NSHA

When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA

Another reason a sequel was never made. ~No-So-Handy Andy

Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

And look at that, a wallet hiding underneath! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It took him a while for him to understand why all the kids were laughing at him on his first day of engineering class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy