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By NickyVeee
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Alright guys, we need to talk about your behavior. Cup's been telling me you touch him constantly. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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By Unknown
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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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By Ebolavirus
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Especially if I just reversed into another car, and couldn't find the key to the trunk. Which is where I keep my proof of insurance. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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By Radix
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Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA

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By Adam
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That banging sound? It's just my ummm, golf clubs rattling around. ~NSHA

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It took him a while for him to understand why all the kids were laughing at him on his first day of engineering class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure your evidence bag should be locked up as well. At the very least, protect your 32oz soda! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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By -Ghost-
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I think the biggest kludge is the steering wheel on the other side. How does that happen???

~NSHA

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By Unknown
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When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA