holding it up

Just don't ask about their window service.

~NSHA

Oh no! These signs must have fallen off the person who holding up the whiteboard and got stuck to this ladder. Better get it out of the way and go find him.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

"It's the car or me" debate found a nice compromise.

~NSHA

So you see, your entertainment system will be kind of like this. But good. And inside. Maybe.

~NSHA

Proof that the man who builds his home upon rock isn't always the wisest.

~NSHA

The Load-Bearing Associate position had a very short job description. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Spoiler Alert Everyone dies. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Do they make a a buzzing sound when they're spinning? If so, you need our patented Blade Clips! Only $19.95.

From the makers of Chip Clips. And Hair Clips. And Paper Clips.

~NSHA

Little-known fact: Canadian health insurance also covers inanimate objects. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

From the submitter:

Someone I know has had their pc bungee corded to a running window fan all summer. I asked them about what they do when it rains, when the wind blows in the rain, and they responded that it never occurred to them. They did finally take it down for the hurricane.

Clearly, they failed that class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Quick, someone invent that! Call it "Wood Glue". We'll be rich I tells ya, RICH! ~NSHA