holding it up

With a sudden lack of need for reference books, they went took any job available to them. Even mousepads.

~NSHA

Oh yeah, she's a real beaut. Brand new, loud, attracts all the ladies. The emissions are awful though.

~NSHA

Funny, everything written by Dan Brown doesn't have enough substance.

~NSHA

Whatever, I was competing in fixie multiple-lance tournaments before it was cool. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It's a tough choice, save the princess or save your coworkers from BO.

~NSHA

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They tried stapling it first, but that caused some annoying holes. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Unless you like them with a side of corn and punch to the mouth. ~NSHA

From the submitter:

So, this guy figured out that if one ladders equals one level 3 of them will get them right to the 3rd floor, quite intersting solution.

Hmm, those two at the bottom don't have any writing on them. I'm sure they're good to thumb through.

~NSHA

Hearing you talk to your long-distance girlfriend for 4 hours every night makes him angry. And well, you know the rest. ~NSHA