holding it up

They must be driving on the takes off sunglasses information super highway. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Whatever, I was competing in fixie multiple-lance tournaments before it was cool. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Seriously. I needed those zip ties to make a neat little bracelet.

~NSHA

Let's hope Michael Bay doesn't run into a debt ceiling.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

Too lazy to empty the small bin, the office worker finds a better way to do her work.

The news never mentions one of the upsides of unemployment: finding ingenious new ways to be lazy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Right here, in the brush case. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

No. Is horizontal lamp. Next question.

(For whatever reason I could only picture this as an exchange between Homer and the Khlav Kalash guy. Don't ask.)

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Probably the best use of the yellow pages in the last 10 years.

~NSHA

Neural science? I learned that in kindergarten. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Man, he must be messed up from drinking all that bottled water. College kids these days...

~NSHA

It used to be such a hassle when you had to pick the sink off the floor yourself. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

My plan to lift of the skirt of the babysitter was foiled by its stupidity.

~Not-So-Handy Creepy-Andy