holding it up

Don't worry, if there's an earthquake you'll have the coolest helmet around.

~NSHA

I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Now grab 6 friends to hold it steady while I wash my feet.

~NSHA

If it's not a Ticonderoga #2, you shouldn't be writing with it anyway.

~NSHA

Clearly, they failed that class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Hmm, those two at the bottom don't have any writing on them. I'm sure they're good to thumb through.

~NSHA

It's not his fault you chose the cheapest internet service that loses connectivity every 45 minutes.

~NSHA