holding it up

As always, stay tuned for this week's Historical Thursday. Coming up soon....

The fear of returning to the hardware store is deep in this one.

~NSHA

The news never mentions one of the upsides of unemployment: finding ingenious new ways to be lazy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Finally, a solution to the problem of undercarriage frost.

~NSHA

Clearly, it's meant to be a deep metaphor. The painter's tape symbolizes the corporate control of America and the recent Citizens United ruling. Or maybe it symbolizes the American work ethic. Or the lack of tools given to the proletariat to successfully live a fulfilling life. Or something. America.

~NSHA

So you see, your entertainment system will be kind of like this. But good. And inside. Maybe.

~NSHA

Horrible choice for a counter-weight, or horrible choice for a makeshift bomb? You be the judge.

~NSHA

When in doubt, stab at random until fixed.

~NSHA

The bigger the flashlight, the crazier the scientist. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Save some duct tape, cut down a tree. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

He was too embarrassed to be seen in that non-regulation trailer.

~NSHA

Spoiler Alert Everyone dies. ~Not-So-Handy Andy