holding it up

I just need to pull over on this dark road and check the batteries. Safety first!

~NSHA

Clearly, they failed that class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

We don't take kindly to your kind, especially if you're the type that points our why our fence is completely illogical.

~NSHA

That vest was 2 days away from retirement. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That's Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

You seem to treat your electronics so well. Must be a shame to have something break that you care about so much.

~NSHA

Context:

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