holding it up

Apple! You're too fat! How many times have I told you to go on a low-energy diet? See what you're doing to the poor middle man?

~NSHA

But at least those clamps are lending their support. ~NSHA

Just don't ask about their window service.

~NSHA

A completely different take on the term woody. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

As a gambling addict, I'm going to put everything on the lamp post. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"It's the car or me" debate found a nice compromise.

~NSHA

I now know exactly what to do when my belt pops at the buffet line. 4 slices of pizza, 3 napkins and 1 stolen fork. ~NSHA

From the submitter:

Too lazy to empty the small bin, the office worker finds a better way to do her work.

Because that laptop behind you isn't work showing off.

~NSHA

They tried stapling it first, but that caused some annoying holes. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Clearly, it's meant to be a deep metaphor. The painter's tape symbolizes the corporate control of America and the recent Citizens United ruling. Or maybe it symbolizes the American work ethic. Or the lack of tools given to the proletariat to successfully live a fulfilling life. Or something. America.

~NSHA