holding it up

Fewer than 400 channels?! Over my dead body! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That's Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

They give way to those awkward post-teen years where you constantly forget if you're wearing any or not. You can never tell, but everyone else can.

~NSHA

Your dad will swap your bed riser with his jack and make you work on the car. Good luck.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

The problem of overspending on tool-both construction has been solved. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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We tied it to the gutter on the other side. What could go wrong?

~NSHA

Unless that's a guide to how to assemble your new coat hangers. Then you may be in trouble. ~NSHA

Save some duct tape, cut down a tree. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Do they make a a buzzing sound when they're spinning? If so, you need our patented Blade Clips! Only $19.95.

From the makers of Chip Clips. And Hair Clips. And Paper Clips.

~NSHA

Don't worry, if there's an earthquake you'll have the coolest helmet around.

~NSHA

Almost as useful as cloud insurance.

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