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Stick a fork in it, and finish it off. Not to be mistaken with a cork, it's time to proclaim the superiority of the eating implement, and divider of choices. Left or right, right or wrong, sometimes things branch off, so take the time to appreciate the humor in it, before it's come and gone.
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New boss denies employee’s sick time over wording technicality: ‘Next time I call in, my text will only say I’m SICK’
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Mom defends her 11-year-old with special needs from a spoiled 3-year-old and her entitled dad who demand to pet their service dog, teaches him a lesson in parenting: ‘My nice had left’
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38-year-old entrepreneur calls out wife for belittling his business as just a hobby: 'I pay for 75% of expenses!'
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