That's because British people only have two uses for water: hot water for their tea, or cold water for splashing on their face after getting tipsy at the pub. #stereotypes
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
If it fits, it works. (also known as 'Screw It')
For when you just need to control the inflow of smoke from your tobacco.
Actually, they should have, I was just being faucetious.
The pipes, the pipes are leaking!
It used to be such a hassle when you had to pick the sink off the floor yourself. ~Not-So-Handy Andy