If it fits, it works. (also known as 'Screw It')
The pipes, the pipes are leaking!
It used to be such a hassle when you had to pick the sink off the floor yourself. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Actually, they should have, I was just being faucetious.
Meanwhile, in Shaq's bathroom.
A simple "Out of Order" may have sufficed. ~Not-So-Handy Andy