If it fits, it works. (also known as 'Screw It')
That's because British people only have two uses for water: hot water for their tea, or cold water for splashing on their face after getting tipsy at the pub. #stereotypes
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
It used to be such a hassle when you had to pick the sink off the floor yourself. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
For when you just need to control the inflow of smoke from your tobacco.
Actually, they should have, I was just being faucetious.
The cooler didn't fit under the faucet, so it's time to im-pour-vise!
Sometimes, great fixes take time, you can't fauce these kind of things!