dual use

And the table top is more stable than anything you can find at their stores.

~NSHA

In this day and age, who can spring to buy a pack of $1.99 laces?

~NSHA

Neural science? I learned that in kindergarten. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Noooo, that's not how you fix your lenses with a glowstick! All you have to do is squeeze the liquid directly into your eyes. Bam. X-ray vision.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

My dog's cone of shame wasn't quite long enoguh to keep her from licking an infected paw. I extended it with a plastic file folder and some zip ties, but ended up with a bit of a gap. The solution? A plate from an old motorcycle. Now everyoen can clearly see that this dog is, in fact, licensed.

I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?

~Not-So-Handy Andy