door handle

So should I try to get a handle or get a grip on why they fixed it like this?

Microwave handle was broken. A few zip ties and a pen later we're good to go!

Ten imaginary Brownie points to the best guess as to what my boyfriend will say when he comes home and finds my fix.

"Help, I've shut the door and I can't get out!"

How to kludge the missing part of a handle? With top new-brand innovation of course!

The situation is tied down. ~Not-So-Handy Andy