door handle

Does it come with a doorbell too?

Microwave handle was broken. A few zip ties and a pen later we're good to go!

How to kludge the missing part of a handle? With top new-brand innovation of course!

"Help, I've shut the door and I can't get out!"

So should I try to get a handle or get a grip on why they fixed it like this?

Why not use a hotel door handle?

Then I should at least put on my hobo gloves. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

50/50 chance of me looking like an idiot...