door handle

Or heartstopper?

Then I should at least put on my hobo gloves. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Why not use a hotel door handle?

Does it come with a doorbell too?

Ten imaginary Brownie points to the best guess as to what my boyfriend will say when he comes home and finds my fix.

So should I try to get a handle or get a grip on why they fixed it like this?