construction

Good choice on taking the ladder position sir, for all of our sakes.

~NSHA

Just don't breathe as you walk past...

Not quite earthquake-safe, but it should hold up during a light breeze.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

And his father was created in a lab. But he doesn't know that. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

... for construction.

Unfortunately, so do the neighbors. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Or at least switch to 12oz cans to delay the inevitable.

~NSHA

I'll just build one. How hard can it be?