coffee

Here in Seattle, office workers are known to just open up and stick their mouths under the drip. ~NSHA

Kludge koffee is far more terrible than it sounds. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Hurricanes can be a real headache. Better not have a caffeine headache on top of that!

Submitter ricardo says he was being ninja to not wake up his parents.

Coffee Maker:$10, Christmas Light Timer:$4, Fresh coffee waiting for you every morning when you wake up: Priceless!

I'm never going to complain about the quality of Starbucks again.

~Not-So-Hipster Andy

"The carafe got broken, so we had to use a chopstick to wedge up the little button so the coffee could flow. The coffee must flow!"

Frank Herbert would be proud. I'd hate for you to have to hit up Dunkin Idaho for your morning brew.

With a bended sippy straw for added badassery.