coffee

Kludge koffee is far more terrible than it sounds. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I can just imagine the beautiful aroma of the grounds when you reuse this container. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Hurricanes can be a real headache. Better not have a caffeine headache on top of that!

Here in Seattle, office workers are known to just open up and stick their mouths under the drip. ~NSHA

When another inch burns off the ruler, it's ready to go.

~NSHA

"The carafe got broken, so we had to use a chopstick to wedge up the little button so the coffee could flow. The coffee must flow!"

Frank Herbert would be proud. I'd hate for you to have to hit up Dunkin Idaho for your morning brew.

Or just drink it.

I'm never going to complain about the quality of Starbucks again.

~Not-So-Hipster Andy

With a bended sippy straw for added badassery.