When another inch burns off the ruler, it's ready to go.
Coffee Maker:$10, Christmas Light Timer:$4, Fresh coffee waiting for you every morning when you wake up: Priceless!
With a bended sippy straw for added badassery.
Necessity in the mother of invention. So I guess Near-necessity is the weird uncle of invention.
Turn it into a juicer, then I'll be impressed.
I couldn't help but notice that your mug says "Astute Solutions" on it. Way to live up to your company's namesake!