coffee

Turn it into a juicer, then I'll be impressed.

"The carafe got broken, so we had to use a chopstick to wedge up the little button so the coffee could flow. The coffee must flow!"

Frank Herbert would be proud. I'd hate for you to have to hit up Dunkin Idaho for your morning brew.

I'm never going to complain about the quality of Starbucks again.

~Not-So-Hipster Andy

With a bended sippy straw for added badassery.

Coffee Maker:$10, Christmas Light Timer:$4, Fresh coffee waiting for you every morning when you wake up: Priceless!

When another inch burns off the ruler, it's ready to go.

~NSHA

What do you think, Weird-Looking-Tiki-Doodle-in-the-Background? Impressed?

Necessity in the mother of invention. So I guess Near-necessity is the weird uncle of invention.

Submitter ricardo says he was being ninja to not wake up his parents.