coffee

I'm never going to complain about the quality of Starbucks again.

~Not-So-Hipster Andy

What do you think, Weird-Looking-Tiki-Doodle-in-the-Background? Impressed?

Here in Seattle, office workers are known to just open up and stick their mouths under the drip. ~NSHA

With a bended sippy straw for added badassery.

Coffee Maker:$10, Christmas Light Timer:$4, Fresh coffee waiting for you every morning when you wake up: Priceless!

Kludge koffee is far more terrible than it sounds. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Submitter ricardo says he was being ninja to not wake up his parents.

From the submitter:

"When the catch-closure on my spring-loaded coffee maker lid broke with no replacement part available, I simply employed the ol' MacGyver bungee system!"

Turn it into a juicer, then I'll be impressed.