christmas tree

Your stolen wares delight us!

The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.

Christmas pro tip: The smaller your tree is, the bigger the presents look.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

The base was broken, but I wheely think this is an improvement.

Get into the holiday spirits with all things awful and awesome on Sketchy Santas!

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree! Thy leaves are so carcinogenic!

What is it about Christmas tree ornaments that sends cats into destruction mode? It's like they all have big signs on them that say "annihilate me!"

Kids, we got you a deer for Christmas. And then we shot it.

~NSHA

Well, it's mostly a pile of sticks. But still, good to see Charlie Brown is updating his jokes.

~NSHA