christmas tree

OOOOORAH!!!

The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.

From the submitter:

(actually a trick - the hole in the ceiling is actually a box that is supported by the top of the tree which was cut flat)

Dammit. You had me going there...

Well, it's mostly a pile of sticks. But still, good to see Charlie Brown is updating his jokes.

~NSHA

What is it about Christmas tree ornaments that sends cats into destruction mode? It's like they all have big signs on them that say "annihilate me!"

From the submitter:

The base was broken, but I wheely think this is an improvement.

Get into the holiday spirits with all things awful and awesome on Sketchy Santas!

Kids, we got you a deer for Christmas. And then we shot it.

~NSHA