By Unknown
christmas tree
Kids, we got you a deer for Christmas. And then we shot it.
~NSHA
What is it about Christmas tree ornaments that sends cats into destruction mode? It's like they all have big signs on them that say "annihilate me!"
By Paul Johnson
From the submitter:
(actually a trick - the hole in the ceiling is actually a box that is supported by the top of the tree which was cut flat)
Dammit. You had me going there...
By Unknown
Christmas pro tip: The smaller your tree is, the bigger the presents look.
~NSHA
By balu
From the submitter:
"Waiting in a traffic jam in Zurich and suddenly there is a person hovering in the air above those large white hangars on the right. They transported him over the Christmas tree, lowered him down, then he installed a star on top and disappeared again."
By Unknown
Well, it's mostly a pile of sticks. But still, good to see Charlie Brown is updating his jokes.
~NSHA
