cell phone

I heard it's really good at funneling the sound.

¬Not-So-Handy Andy

Quite literally, in fact!

Oh, you thought it was for my car? I just need to finish this game of Words With Friends. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Fun fact of the day: 4G is actually just a marketing term and by its official definition has yet to be implemented by any company. #themoreyouknow ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Looks like we have a competition on our hands.

Way to turn that Nokia into a Nokilla!

Even in it most literal sense, calling him a "diaper head" is still wildly inappropriate.

~NSHA

"Which one?"

Cellphone attached to steering wheel, but hope that airbag doesn't pop.