cell phone

Turkey? Sorry, I'm still waiting for the Cyprus phone to ride by. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This one can almost go a whole day without recharging!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Especially since it's still plugged into the wall. ~NSHA

Way to turn that Nokia into a Nokilla!

Even in it most literal sense, calling him a "diaper head" is still wildly inappropriate.

~NSHA

I think the biggest downside of the advances in cell phone technology is the loss of Snake, possibly the greatest time-wasting game in history. We don't want to play a crappy interactive version of the latest Michael Bay movie. We want Snake back. And nothing more.

~NSHA

"Because some stupid person decided to steal the radio and navigation out of my car, I made a cell phone holder out of a pizza box."

Ha! Checkmate, thieves! Now it sucks too much for you to steal!