cell phone

Quite literally, in fact!

Way to turn that Nokia into a Nokilla!

"I have a good cellphone with all these neat features, but I couldn't find a cheap bike mount for it, so I decided to build one of my own! I've just used cardboard, a lot of black extra strong gaffer tape, about ½ meter (~1' 8") of velcro and a piece of sponge that sits on the back, between the handlebar and the bike mount as a shock absorber."

Especially since it's still plugged into the wall. ~NSHA

Cellphone attached to steering wheel, but hope that airbag doesn't pop.

Even in it most literal sense, calling him a "diaper head" is still wildly inappropriate.

~NSHA

Looks like we have a competition on our hands.