bike

Whatever, I was competing in fixie multiple-lance tournaments before it was cool. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Because if it is, I want to start joining my (imaginary) girlfriend. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA

Brilliant! It's a like a bike that's also a treadmill! Genius! ... Wait, they already invented those? They're called stationary bikes? %@*$@#(@!$!!!!!

Oh yeah, they better brake all right!

All amazing.

... this... uhh... this thing!

It's all about using tools to fix your problems... but what if the tool becomes the fix itself?

So, you're snowed in your house with two feet of snow and need a way out, but are too lazy to shovel. Luckily, you happened to have a welder, some steel, a bicycle, a 3.5HP go-kart, and some wood laying around. So what do you do? You make a plow to get yourself out!

And stopping to check directions once along your route is far too many times.

~Not-So-Handy-Clearly-Not-A-Smartphone-Owner-Andy

Shut up and take my ticket!