Whatever, I was competing in fixie multiple-lance tournaments before it was cool. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Because if it is, I want to start joining my (imaginary) girlfriend. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.
~NSHA
Brilliant! It's a like a bike that's also a treadmill! Genius! ... Wait, they already invented those? They're called stationary bikes? %@*$@#(@!$!!!!!
It's all about using tools to fix your problems... but what if the tool becomes the fix itself?
So, you're snowed in your house with two feet of snow and need a way out, but are too lazy to shovel. Luckily, you happened to have a welder, some steel, a bicycle, a 3.5HP go-kart, and some wood laying around. So what do you do? You make a plow to get yourself out!
And stopping to check directions once along your route is far too many times.
~Not-So-Handy-Clearly-Not-A-Smartphone-Owner-Andy