bike

Too bad what it does to your crotchal region will severely hurt your chances with the.

~NSHA

From the submitter: Seen at a Cleveland, Ohio area rib burnoff and bike show. It actually works! Made from a tractor, pipes, and other misc. parts.

All amazing.

Not those creepy twins from The Shining though. No sir, not for them.

~NSHA

Nothing holds up the mail like an out-of-shape mail person.

And by the look on his face, he's trying really hard to pretend he's enjoying it.

~NSHA

So, you're snowed in your house with two feet of snow and need a way out, but are too lazy to shovel. Luckily, you happened to have a welder, some steel, a bicycle, a 3.5HP go-kart, and some wood laying around. So what do you do? You make a plow to get yourself out!