These zookeepers experienced some alarmingly close brushes with unexpectedly dangerous animals. Whatever you might see in an animal's appearance is just that; it's what's taking place in the brain that occupies their skull, you need be wary of. With no way to understand animals on a verbal level, we've gotta fall back on our crazy thing called an animal instinct.
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Via Jacob Mitchell
I've heard plenty of hilarious tales of chimpanzees doing their thing, and letting shit fly at one another; but this has gotta be the first time I've witnessed a chimpanzee letting loose a shit-coated pitch of straight up rancid nastiness, for an old lady, no less.
Sure, they lost a Super Bowl bet against Roger Williams Park Zoo in Providence, Rhode Island, and these are some truly trying circumstances; but at least anyone who actively rooted (continues to root) against the Patriots can consider themselves the real winners in this situation. If we get really lucky in this situation, maybe Brady will step up with a retort. Or he's still too busy out there hunting down his stolen Super Bowl game jersey.
Hey, if you can't beat 'em...
Obvious Plant knows that most people love two things: animals and jokes. So he put them together and printed out a bunch of funny and fake animal facts, then he left them all over his local zoo.
