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You know you're an obscenely wealthy drug lord when you've got your own damn zoo open to the public. 

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Louis the Gorilla Walks Upright, Twitter Calls It the Beginning of an Ape Revolution

The Philadelphia Zoo says he's just trying to keep his hands from getting dirty, but naturally the internet turned it into more than one conspiracy theory.

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I've heard plenty of hilarious tales of chimpanzees doing their thing, and letting shit fly at one another; but this has gotta be the first time I've witnessed a chimpanzee letting loose a shit-coated pitch of straight up rancid nastiness, for an old lady, no less. 

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Atlanta Zoo Pulls Off Trolling Touchdown of the Year, Names Cockroach After Tom Brady

Sure, they lost a Super Bowl bet against Roger Williams Park Zoo in Providence, Rhode Island, and these are some truly trying circumstances; but at least anyone who actively rooted (continues to root) against the Patriots can consider themselves the real winners in this situation. If we get really lucky in this situation, maybe Brady will step up with a retort. Or he's still too busy out there hunting down his stolen Super Bowl game jersey.

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