zombie apocalypse

Way to turn that Nokia into a Nokilla!

If I don't blast your face off with my gnarly klaxon, maybe the justice gun on the hood will. Rumor has it the engine doesn't sound like combustion, just Iron Maiden guitar riffs.

You're just one of the sheeple!

With all this talk of the bath salts zombie apocalypse going around, I think I'm going to play it safe and get me one of these!

Sometimes it's hard to tell if the zombie apocalypse has happened or if it's just a regular day in Great Britain.

Of all the people to watch out for you in a zombie apocalypse, the guy who got turned into a zombie in HIS OWN MUSIC VIDEO would be the last person I'd want. #justsaying

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This sign was spotted outside of Tacoma, Washington. Whoever the enterprising fellow is who decided to add their little "spin" to a regular traffic warning, we tip our hat to you.

Probably needs time to fortify his house against zombie attacks. I know that's what I plan on doing next time I get a day off. --New Guy Nick

This toy here is unfortunately unavailable for purchase, though I guess it's still possible in our dreams. How else will we teach our young women the importance of zombie preparedness?

On the flip side, this IS available for purchase at your local knock-off toy chain!