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That... that would hurt, right?

In case you can't tell, that's a My Little Pony drawing in the second pic. Because there's no better way to flatter a stranger than to show them what they'd look like with a bad haircut, a pet T-Rex, and a strong interest in frighteningly cherubic animated horses.

It'll save him a rightfully earned lecture on how a grown man doesn't know how to boil corn.

There's at least one mama out there who's desperate for some babies.