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Before there was Netflix and Chill, there was Fencing or Frenching. This young woman's ludicrous tale is one hell of a medieval-esque emotional rollercoaster. Apparently you can find the original script that inspired the eventual Twitter thread, over here.

Hilariously creative writer Keaton Patti is at it again with the opening pages to a script he claims were written by a computer algorithm. He's done this before with a Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives script as well as an Olive Garden Commercial. At this point we know there is no computer program, and it's just Keaton's absurdist style, but he nails it perfectly.

This person somehow managed to write a craigslist ad that made the world's most boring, practical car sound exciting. The Toyota Avalon. It's what you deserve.

D.L. Jennings shares the kind of achievement-ridden story, brimming with impossible levels of productivity and steel fortitude to back, that'll inspire the rest of us on some level (while feeling lazy AF) to get shit done. Seriously, the story behind the creation of his book, "Gift of the Shaper" is an amazing tale in its own right. The fact Jennings put this together amidst 14 years of active duty (thank you for your service) is damn impressive. Check out his Facebook page over here if you're looking to snag a copy of his book, or read more about him. 

The twitter handle @BotRamsay randomly generates a Kitchen Nightmares episode title every 10 minutes. That's right. Every 10 minutes. It has tweeted almost 65 thousand episodes since its inception. Here are some of the recent offerings.

"It's an online thing, you have to do a lot of photo editing, creative writing and search engine optimization."

"It's like what?"

"It's memes. It's mostly memes and cats"

The Lyttle Lytton contest awards the best submissions for the most atrocious first lines that people can come up with.

Read and weep, this is pure comedic brilliance.

They advertised for perverts and ended up with a masterful poet.