A transplant from the sales floor thought that he could out-IT the tech team.

Startups... amirite?

Become unSUITable

A dress code? At work? Y'all are lucky I'm even here.

New management seemed to think that they knew how to do his job better than he did

And we all heave a collective sigh

There's no better day than payday!

Like a boss

B-B-B-B-But you could work 60 hour weeks and be our regional distract manager of financial operations

Bet

This overnight caregiver probably had many late-night 14-hour shifts to imagine the perfect revenge against his CEO after discovering that the company was trying to hoodwink the workforce into relinquishing their right to their generous PTO policy. And that's a decision that will haunt the company's accountant's dreams for years to come after this thorough employee is finished with them in court…

Would you turn down $200k if you knew it would uproot your entire life, demolish your inner peace, and potentially send you spiraling?

Doesn't work like that, lady

Match their energy

If you've ever worked in retail, you've probably fantasized about telling off a customer.

This bad-mouthing Betty might think twice before disrespecting anyone in the workplace