I want to go home

Why do I have to work today? I just want to be happy.

My customer service voice is not a reflection of who I am as a person.

We go to work because we want money, simple as that. No sane person is clocking in everyday because they love the “company culture”, pathetic Dominos pizza parties, or because they want to engage in (near) slave labor to make corporate CEO's fat and happy. If you're on that grind this week and you're feeling the Monday blues hit harder than ever, sometimes the only way to cope is to check out some memes– even if it's just to know that you're not the only one who hates your job. Sure, you're cou…

Ahh, it's Monday morning again. Your coffee is weak, the train was delayed, and you already have 186 unread emails in your inbox– it's gonna be a rough week. But where did the weekend go? Two days of leisure were simply consumed by errands that you had no time for during the week, weren't you supposed to relax at some point? Once again, Saturday morning leaked into Sunday night and now you're trapped in the corporate hellscape known as the Sunday Scaries. It's that feeling you get on Sunday eve…

Quit your job and just ride your tandem bike in the sun

It's 2023 and our complaints about work are still going strong!

If you have a question, ask someone else.

The best part of the holiday season is that sweet spot on the calendar between Thanksgiving and the New Year where everyone's work comes to a complete stand still. Society just understands that we might as well chill during this time frame and it's completely normal for people to simply put an away message on their email that says, “OOO—Let's circle back in 2023” . Those spreadsheet issues are just going to have to wait until January to be solved. Maybe it's become normalized because everyone i…

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

According to HR, they're out 'sick' at least 100 times per year

Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

The customer is in fact, not always right.

It's raining, it's pouring, your coworker is snoring.

People say nothing is impossible, but we do nothing every day!

However this list finds you, we can only hope that you're on the downward slope to your weekend —because at least that will mean that, however things are, life is looking up for you. Let's face it— facing a fresh working week is daunting and sometimes requires more mental fortitude than a weekend warrior (still battling a waning hangover) can muster. Peeling yourself from your sheets as your alarm blares might just be more challenging than anything else you're going to face this week —especiall…