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And people had jokes for days, months, and years. Sometimes the universe just tosses a softball right in your lap. It honestly does not get much better than this. The puns flowed forth like a babbling brook of filthy genius.

Bro, do you even swipe? Whatever you're doing with your tinder, you're doing it wrong. This profile might make your heart skip a beat, but it better not skip leg day. We applaud a sense of humor like this on a dating app. Looks like she can pick up just about anyone or anything.

This long con prank is the Christmas miracle, and gift that keeps on giving. It is so damn wonderful to see a great prank sprout from a clever idea.

People will go to the greatest lengths for the dumbest reasons. Faced with that much in real medical bills, her Dad could've said a lot more than he did.

This guy that texted her is an ABSOLUTE SCUMBAG. He's racking up some solid bad karma right now. 

Did it ever occur to her to just not let them come over?

She was having a great time singing it up until things went off the rails into Awkward-ville, population 2.

The Brits have worked themselves up into something of a fever. You might've seen the trending hashtag, #PritiPatel jump across your news feed, and been equally confused as myself. Well, as it turns out, Priti Patel has been summoned back from a trip to Africa to meet the Prime Minister after reports began circulating she had secret meetings with Israeli officials. Many are eagerly awaiting her likely termination, and using Twitter in the meanwhile to troll/stalk her on her flight of shame, home.