This is probably a sign that you've had enough. If anyone needed a reminder, be sure that your drink is actually a drink and not a cup of salt. Someone give her a pepper chaser! Guess that's what happens when you tackle the NaCl.
UMM. Jacqueline Ades has gone ahead and pleaded not guilty to serious charges of stalking as well as criminal trespassing. Thinking he might've dodged a very real bullet on this one...
When you tell me that a woman found a worm in her salad, and proceeded to issue a complaint on social media, I'd wager a hefty bet that things came undone from there. Well, that is not the case in this surprising customer service success story. Sainsbury's handled their worm incident with some serious grace.
If you're in the mood for more tales from the customer service industry, check out this list of pizza delivery drivers' most messed up deliveries.
The bright side in this freshly embarrassed woman "messing up" her job interview, by leaping out ahead of the actual date, with nothing but the best of intentions, is that she's already lived down the stress of being ready for the day, once! The actual time the proper day rolls around for the job interview, stands every chance at being an easy breeze of the familiar. And to make matters even more bearable for her fail, she found someone who experienced something of the same, on Twitter.
Well, here's some exposure for her. We're not sure what Channel 9 Australia's Ray Hadley can do to make a warranty un-expire, but the ride sure does devolve into some pretty wonderful name-calling. For some more excellent desk-related drama, check this rude dude out.
Bro, do you even swipe? Whatever you're doing with your tinder, you're doing it wrong. This profile might make your heart skip a beat, but it better not skip leg day. We applaud a sense of humor like this on a dating app. Looks like she can pick up just about anyone or anything.
And people had jokes for days, months, and years. Sometimes the universe just tosses a softball right in your lap. It honestly does not get much better than this. The puns flowed forth like a babbling brook of filthy genius.
It's bad enough to get your things stolen, but it bumps up the creep factor to find out you could've been literally inches away from a scary stranger the whole time. This is is some Shawshank Redemption level crime right here. If you're in the mood for more creepy things people found in their dwellings, you can read them here.
Sure, there's the classics like "when I say I'm not thinking about anything I'm actually not thinking about anything" but that's just the tip of the iceberg. In most cases it's helpful to know what's going on in someone else's head. Except when it's absolutely disgusting. We tried not to include too much, but some got through anyway.
Pregnancy is a crazy time in one's life. And the rest of the world can come at you to offer all kinds of unfounded, emotionally-charged, nonsensical BS that they seemingly pulled out of thing air, to offer you as truth.
The Brits have worked themselves up into something of a fever. You might've seen the trending hashtag, #PritiPatel jump across your news feed, and been equally confused as myself. Well, as it turns out, Priti Patel has been summoned back from a trip to Africa to meet the Prime Minister after reports began circulating she had secret meetings with Israeli officials. Many are eagerly awaiting her likely termination, and using Twitter in the meanwhile to troll/stalk her on her flight of shame, home.
