Did it ever occur to her to just not let them come over?
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The Brits have worked themselves up into something of a fever. You might've seen the trending hashtag, #PritiPatel jump across your news feed, and been equally confused as myself. Well, as it turns out, Priti Patel has been summoned back from a trip to Africa to meet the Prime Minister after reports began circulating she had secret meetings with Israeli officials. Many are eagerly awaiting her likely termination, and using Twitter in the meanwhile to troll/stalk her on her flight of shame, home.
The world's been unpleasantly marred by plenty of DUI stop circus acts that hint at all signs of sweet genuine stupidity; but this one ranks right up there with the best (worst) of 'em. Not only did she endanger the lives of others by getting her drunken, albeit bodacious bosom behind the wheel; but she put on a cartwheel show, AND assaulted our poor cop of the hour's valiant manhood.
Via ebaumsworld
Well well, this is the best possible case scenario for a FAIL. She really flopped on this one, but fortunate for us, a couple friends came out to play in the process. If that was too ambiguous....BOOBS, guys. Does anything else in this particular outlandish situation really matter? Nah, dawg. Didn't think so. Not entirely sure what this foreign gameshow is after, but they've definitely got a lot of potential. A couple rising stars definitely caught my eye.
The twitter hashtag #NoWomanEver was started by Twitter user from Atlanta, @ImJustCeej. She decided to share some of her own experiences and it didn't take long for the rest of the internet to catch on.
Soon, women on Twitter were sharing their own snarky harassment stories of their own. In a mixture of funny and sad, the hashtag #NoWomanEver just goes to show just how trashy some men can be.
Do better, dudes.
Via FOX Sports
Lucille Fleming has a mean arm on her and she proved it at the Aug. 26 Rangers game.
The 103-year-old got to throw out the first pitch for the game, making one of her dreams come true.
She described the event as "heavenly" and said she recently survived a harrowing trip to the hospital in hopes that she could see her Rangers play.
Just look at that curve.
The Rangers should have kept Fleming on the mound because they didn't have too much luck against the Toronto Blue Jays that game. Fleming's favorite team lost 12-4.
Way to root for your home team, Lucille.
Via NY Post
Via NY Post:
Fan Lung, a dad of five, sealed his fate when he decided to use his wife's cellphone to send his secret lover a hot and heavy email, Central European News reports.
The 32-year-old forgot to log out of his account after the message was sent, which is how his 21-year-old wife, Feng — who is now under arrest for grievous bodily harm — came across the saucy exchange and snapped.
The jilted wife went berserk, grabbed a pair of scissors, stormed into their bedroom and cut off his penis while he was sleeping.
Lung was rushed to the hospital, where doctors were able to save the appendage and sew it back on. But Feng was able to sneak into the recovery room, where she chopped his penis off a second time and threw it out the window, according to CEN.
