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A collection of clever comebacks from the internet's talented wordsmiths.

Spicy Comebacks That Deflated People's Fragile Egos

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A collection of clever comebacks that destroyed their recipients | Can do $250? Only have 100 Then don't need bill counter

Mercilessly Clever Comebacks And Rare Insults

A collection of clever comebacks that hit the spot | Awake @Spacehehehe 28 Aug will never change tolerate. Research #FlatEarth NO CURVE HERE Can agree on 91 27 60 169 ashallowseafish @ashallowsea love flat earthers, because they remind even though failure, there are always people even more disappointing than | said l pretty hesitated second. Why paused second appreciate beauty.

Clever Comebacks That Dismantled Their Recipients

A collection of clever comebacks from spicy silvertongues | Mikey why are so sad? There's so much goodness world don't know Ava why do have asthma there's so much air world

Radical Retorts From Clever Wordsmiths

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$Funny joke insults and comebacks | graystripe: once 4th grade this guy got 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk rest year$

Confidence-Shattering Comebacks and Insults

A collection of clever comebacks that hit their mark | Moon Pie MoonPie O @MoonPie Buddy 's saturday night and talking marshmallow sandwich on internet Sigurbjörn Lárusson @sigurbjornl Replying MoonPie time is wasted managing social media account

Masterful Comebacks That Held Nothing Back

People describe the best comebacks to insults that they've ever heard | Back2Bach 2d 3 3 Awards "Easy, now don't let brains go head Reply 12.6k

Best Comebacks To Insults People Have Heard

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A collection of clever comebacks that destroyed their recipients | Can do $250? 3 min ago Only have 100 15 s ago Then don't need bill counter

Clever Comebacks That Hit The Bullseye

A collection of clever comebacks that sealed the deal | and 2 others liked free ronaldinho yshealthy and go where can't even afford half rent mate Eden @PodierEden 1d day my husband asks pay halves on rent is day pack my bags. Show this thread

Clever Comments That Stuck Their Landing

A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | There is guy front with Iraq veteran Plate frame so yell out my window thank YOU service. He yells back at thank paying taxes and putting through college. Not expecting hear.

Clever Comebacks From Spicy Silvertongues

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A collection of clever comebacks that silenced their recipients | hcrld +21 Queue is just Q followed by 4 silent letters. v Robot_Spider +62 They aren't silent. They're waiting their turn. weallheartonedirection: Internet at its finest

Remarkable Retorts That Wrecked People

A collection of funny and clever comebacks | buy things don't need With money we don't have lo impress people don't Like vandalize things aren't ours with quotes didn't write impress people taking shits | Kylie Details Words can't describe ugly are Words can't describe beautiful are Aww thx But numbers can 3/10 DESTRUCTION 100

Clever Comebacks That Sealed The Deal

A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | Calla Wahlquist O @callapilla My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old s not old have sheets older than Mother: well perhaps sheets aren't getting as much action as our coffee machine going need an ambulance | quixoticrealism TOLD MY DAD CHILL AND HE SAID AM CHILL" AND SAID THOUGHT U WERE DAD DAD JOKED MY DAD TAM REVOLUTION aryastakres hello revolution im dad foxylester bitter defeat

Clever Comebacks That Deserve Medals

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A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | Mtimande Apz_Ngwenya Some guy my lecture just offered his jacket cause shivering would have taken jacket if he cute Yeah, whatever Keith_a_Trip Maybe cute ones would have offered if they thought were also cute. | quixoticrealism TOLD MY DAD CHILL AND HE SAID AM CHILL" AND SAID THOUGHT U WERE DAD DAD JOKED MY DAD TAM REVOLUTION aryastakres hello revolution im dad foxylester bitter defeat

Cleverest Of The Clever Comebacks

A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | alex @bahayogi Actually, soaps do help virus is self-assembled nanoparticle and weakest link is lipid bilayer wash hands with soap dissolves fatty membrane and virus falls apart thus becoming "inactive Please wash hands. TheeSkinnyLegend TM @MyLifeAsR 1d Fun fact: antiBACTERIAL soaps kill 99.9 bacteria, do nothing against VIRUSES. And corona is fact VIRUS | RainnWilson @rainnwilson decided stop using toilet paper. 9:23 PM 3/18/20 Twitter

Clever Comebacks From Witty Masters Of Words

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VP demands employee inform coworker about her termination "by noon", despite coworker being on approved medical leave and set to have surgery that day, VP claims to be unaware of her leave: 'It would look like we're retaliating for her taking leave'

VP demands employee inform coworker about her termination "by noon", despite coworker being on approved medical leave and set to have surgery that day, VP claims to be unaware of her leave: 'It would look like we're retaliating for her taking leave'

Overworked employee calls out boss in a 3:00 AM email after being set up to fail following her returns from medical leave: 'I couldn't take it anymore'

Overworked employee calls out boss in a 3:00 AM email after being set up to fail following her returns from medical leave: 'I couldn't take it anymore'

Employee confronts new boss to higher ups after he reprimands her for missing "mandatory training" during her maternity leave: 'I've literally done nothing wrong'

Employee confronts new boss to higher ups after he reprimands her for missing "mandatory training" during her maternity leave: 'I've literally done nothing wrong'

Man does cousin a favor by moving into his mid-renovated apartment, agreeing to pay back his leftover renovation loan of $30k, until many hidden property defects start to resurface: 'I don't believe it is fair for me to continue paying off his debt'

Man does cousin a favor by moving into his mid-renovated apartment, agreeing to pay back his leftover renovation loan of $30k, until many hidden property defects start to resurface: 'I don't believe it is fair for me to continue paying off his debt'

Service worker laid off in July gets a message from their boss asking them to return to their old job: 'Thanksgiving week was a disaster because they didn't have enough people on to handle the crowds'

Service worker laid off in July gets a message from their boss asking them to return to their old job: 'Thanksgiving week was a disaster because they didn't have enough people on to handle the crowds'

'My managers are drowning in work after I stopped doing all non-essential tasks': Overworked employee gets even with managers who refused to promote them

'My managers are drowning in work after I stopped doing all non-essential tasks': Overworked employee gets even with managers who refused to promote them

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