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Clever Comments That Stuck Their Landing

Too clever for their own good.
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A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | There is guy front with Iraq veteran Plate frame so yell out my window thank YOU service. He yells back at thank paying taxes and putting through college. Not expecting hear.

Clever Comebacks From Spicy Silvertongues

Ouch indeed.
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A collection of clever comebacks that silenced their recipients | hcrld +21 Queue is just Q followed by 4 silent letters. v Robot_Spider +62 They aren't silent. They're waiting their turn. weallheartonedirection: Internet at its finest

Remarkable Retorts That Wrecked People

No coming back from these.
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A collection of funny and clever comebacks | buy things don't need With money we don't have lo impress people don't Like vandalize things aren't ours with quotes didn't write impress people taking shits | Kylie Details Words can't describe ugly are Words can't describe beautiful are Aww thx But numbers can 3/10 DESTRUCTION 100

Clever Comebacks That Sealed The Deal

Clever comebacks are an art form.
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A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | Calla Wahlquist O @callapilla My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old s not old have sheets older than Mother: well perhaps sheets aren't getting as much action as our coffee machine going need an ambulance | quixoticrealism TOLD MY DAD CHILL AND HE SAID AM CHILL" AND SAID THOUGHT U WERE DAD DAD JOKED MY DAD TAM REVOLUTION aryastakres hello revolution im dad foxylester bitter defeat

Clever Comebacks That Deserve Medals

Sometimes folks just nail it.
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A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | Mtimande Apz_Ngwenya Some guy my lecture just offered his jacket cause shivering would have taken jacket if he cute Yeah, whatever Keith_a_Trip Maybe cute ones would have offered if they thought were also cute. | quixoticrealism TOLD MY DAD CHILL AND HE SAID AM CHILL" AND SAID THOUGHT U WERE DAD DAD JOKED MY DAD TAM REVOLUTION aryastakres hello revolution im dad foxylester bitter defeat

Cleverest Of The Clever Comebacks

Sometimes people nail it.
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A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | alex @bahayogi Actually, soaps do help virus is self-assembled nanoparticle and weakest link is lipid bilayer wash hands with soap dissolves fatty membrane and virus falls apart thus becoming "inactive Please wash hands. TheeSkinnyLegend TM @MyLifeAsR 1d Fun fact: antiBACTERIAL soaps kill 99.9 bacteria, do nothing against VIRUSES. And corona is fact VIRUS | RainnWilson @rainnwilson decided stop using toilet paper. 9:23 PM 3/18/20 Twitter

Clever Comebacks From Witty Masters Of Words

A good enough clever comeback is art.
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A collection of clever comebacks that left their receivers speechless | tweet Replying Wendys and @McDonalds take lifetime supply spicy nuggs 5 2722 1,525 O @Wendys 1d Wendy's keep buying spicy nuggs rest life 34 27 211 10.8K

Dazzling Retorts That Silenced Their Receivers

Sometimes a comeback just hits right.
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Clever comebacks from witty individuals | if get married going refer my husband as "my first husband remind him he is easy replace should make him happy knowing there's way out. Twitter Books @TwitterBooks Last book made cry Sprinklr Replying TwitterBooks University Physics with Modern Physics 14th Edition by Hugh D. Young, Roger Freedman Roger Freedman @RogerFreed No doubt tears joy.

Clever Comebacks From Savage Silver Tongues

Nothing like a good comeback to melt our icy hearts.
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A collection of clever comebacks that left people speechless | if aren't real country if are dependent on tax dollars another country. think owe China around $1.1 trillion guess aren't real country?

Clever Comebacks That Sealed The Deal

Sometimes a comeback just nails it too well.
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A collection of clever comebacks that left the rest of the world quiet | tweet by Adolphine_ Personally, bad English is such turn off tweet by _Adunnss_ don't need put after writing "personally" is. Wtf is Outback Steakhouse planning reply by Satan Mind damn business

Spicy Clever Comebacks That Silenced The World

These clever comebacks were as accurate as they were purely brutal.
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A collection of witty comebacks that silenced people online.

Clever Comebacks That Silenced People

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A collection of brutal and clever comebacks from the wordsmiths at Reddit.

Clever Comebacks That Crushed Their Victims

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A collection of comebacks from historical figures that were just plain mean.

Historical One-Liners That Left Their Mark For Eternity

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A collection of rare and creative insults from people that went savage.

Rare Insults From The World's Spiciest Savages

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A collection of clever comebacks that nailed it.

Clever Comebacks That Absolutely Nailed It

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