witty comebacks

Never underestimate the unforgiving brutality of a perfectly timed comeback. 

Sometimes the clever devils of Twitter gift us some ingenious responses. 

Straight up smoky in this room right now from all these roastings. There's a great much to be said for the witty comeback-spewing cretins out there that can think on their feet, and maintain their cool in the fiery face of a pestilent shithead that just has it in for them, on any given day. 

Try them out on your friends!

Sometimes you are your own comeback.

Choose your words wisely or they will be used against you.

Social media gives a lot of people a place to express themselves, and it gives even more people a place to destroy that first group of people with sweet comebacks. Please get some ice. The burn ward is full.

We have it on good authority that these brutal comebacks destroyed the recipients will to live.