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Clever Comebacks From Witty Masters Of Words

We love a good old clever comeback. You know, when someone drops the kind of retort that the person on the receiving end of it, never saw coming. From there, a sweet silence and deep appreciation might ensue. Sometimes folks assemble words in such a way with just the kind of impeccable timing that the comeback is a true display of mastery. These folks certainly nailed it. 

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Dazzling Retorts That Silenced Their Receivers

We've got some fresh dazzling retorts that managed to silence their receivers, like none other. Sometimes people just put the right words together in such a way that whoever is receiving the comeback is just left speechless. 

A collection of clever comebacks that left their receivers speechless | tweet Replying Wendys and @McDonalds take lifetime supply spicy nuggs 5 2722 1,525 O @Wendys 1d Wendy's keep buying spicy nuggs rest life 34 27 211 10.8K
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Clever Comebacks From Savage Silver Tongues

We're back at it again with a fresh round of fiery comebacks. These people brought the heat with their words. 

Clever comebacks from witty individuals | if get married going refer my husband as "my first husband remind him he is easy replace should make him happy knowing there's way out. Twitter Books @TwitterBooks Last book made cry Sprinklr Replying TwitterBooks University Physics with Modern Physics 14th Edition by Hugh D. Young, Roger Freedman Roger Freedman @RogerFreed No doubt tears joy.
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Clever Comebacks That Sealed The Deal

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of clever comebacks that left people in silence and utter ruin online. Sometimes the comments section just steps up to deliver a fine and entertaining show of savagery from the internet's most ruthless and quick-witted individuals. 

A collection of clever comebacks that left people speechless | if aren't real country if are dependent on tax dollars another country. think owe China around $1.1 trillion guess aren't real country?
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Spicy Clever Comebacks That Silenced The World

People are sharing their most clever comebacks. Sometimes people just construct the kind of clever comeback that leaves their target utterly silenced. The best thing to do in the face of a quality clever comeback is to remain quiet and wait for the rest of the online world to forget about you. 

A collection of clever comebacks that left the rest of the world quiet | tweet by Adolphine_ Personally, bad English is such turn off tweet by _Adunnss_ don't need put after writing "personally" is. Wtf is Outback Steakhouse planning reply by Satan Mind damn business
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Clever Comebacks That Silenced People

We're back at it again with a fresh round of clever comebacks that silenced fools who shouldn't have said anything in the first place. Sometimes people just nail it. We'll never get enough of clever comebacks.

A collection of witty comebacks that silenced people online.
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Clever Comebacks That Crushed Their Victims

Sometimes a comeback is just too clever for its own good. People really make an art form of the comeback nowadays. With morons spewing out all kinds of BS on social media, there are just too many opportunities to pass up. 

A collection of brutal and clever comebacks from the wordsmiths at Reddit.
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Historical One-Liners That Left Their Mark For Eternity

Let the record show that people have always been mean bastards. Some more mean than others. This whole lot is a collection of some pretty dang sick burns. 

A collection of comebacks from historical figures that were just plain mean.
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Rare Insults From The World's Spiciest Savages

We'll always appreciate the creative, rare insults from the world's ruthless savages that aren't satisfied with recycling someone else's brutal one-liner. Sometimes an insult just hits the spot. We'd say these are definitely those times. 

A collection of rare and creative insults from people that went savage.
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Clever Comebacks That Absolutely Nailed It

Sometimes people clap back with the kind of comeback that just silences the room. With stupidity and lies and general BS running rampant across the web, it's nice to see some people still busy honoring the art of a finely crafted comeback. It's our favorite kind of witty savagery. 

A collection of clever comebacks that nailed it.
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Stupid and Witty Jokes That Are Technically Correct

They may not have been exactly what was being asked for. They may not be morally, physically or spiritually correct. But they are technically right. Hell, they might even be factually inaccurate and dumb, but we still have a love of dumb but clever jokes that are technically true.

Jokes, memes, puns, and comebacks that are technically the truth.
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The Funniest Comebacks And Insults From Disney Movies (28 Images)

Disney knows how to break out the savagery when it comes to razor-sharp witty insults. Seriously you would not want to be caught up in the middle of a verbal exchange with some of these ruthless Disney characters. 

funny burn from disney's the princess and the frog
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25 Prodigious Roasts and Comebacks That Blasted People's Souls out of Their Bodies

There's no better feeling then that of sending a savage burn at an unsuspecting victim. We have no envy for the recipients of these incredible comebacks. The wit is simply too strong. If you wanna read more people's best comebacks, then check em out here.

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An Especially Spicy Dump Of 28 Masterfully Crafted Comebacks And Insults

These people got taken out by a series of razor sharp insults and witty comebacks. They just simply weren't ready for it. RIP all around. 

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15 Comebacks That Crushed People's Pride into Dust

These roasts are laser-guided and optimized for surgically precise destruction. We wish we could always be as on fire as these clever people right here. They made the comment section their gladiatorial arena. If you wanna see more savagery, then check these out.

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23 Sick Comebacks People Are Still Proud of to This Day

Whether it be clever comeback or sick burn, these are the gilded pieces of wit people rest their laurels on. If only we could manage to think of something this clever in the moment all the time. For some sweet comebacks on social media, check these out.

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