witty comebacks

They may not have been exactly what was being asked for. They may not be morally, physically or spiritually correct. But they are technically right. Hell, they might even be factually inaccurate and dumb, but we still have a love of dumb but clever jokes that are technically true.

Disney knows how to break out the savagery when it comes to razor-sharp witty insults. Seriously you would not want to be caught up in the middle of a verbal exchange with some of these ruthless Disney characters. 

There's no better feeling then that of sending a savage burn at an unsuspecting victim. We have no envy for the recipients of these incredible comebacks. The wit is simply too strong. If you wanna read more people's best comebacks, then check em out here.

These people got taken out by a series of razor sharp insults and witty comebacks. They just simply weren't ready for it. RIP all around. 

These roasts are laser-guided and optimized for surgically precise destruction. We wish we could always be as on fire as these clever people right here. They made the comment section their gladiatorial arena. If you wanna see more savagery, then check these out.

Whether it be clever comeback or sick burn, these are the gilded pieces of wit people rest their laurels on. If only we could manage to think of something this clever in the moment all the time. For some sweet comebacks on social media, check these out.

There's nothing like the feeling of a sick comeback or a sweet burn. Lucky for us, we have the internet, so we live in the most comeback-rich time in history. The relatable, the weird, the brutal and the just plain funny are all represented. Oh man is it sweet. If you want to see some more of these, then check out some more comebacks right here.

Want to impress/alienate your friends? If you can't think of your own putdowns, dip into this well of witty fury.

This fine collection of witty clap backs is enough to take down the most personally invasive shit-starter of family members who wouldn't just simply emotionally eat their way through the holidays. 

Comebacks are an art. We all know that moment that comes when your victim has just set you up for a super sweet comeback, and all you have to do is knock them down a peg with hilarious precision. Here are seventeen people's shining moments of wit.

Turns out Ben Franklin's an All-American SAVAGE. 

This one was a long time coming!

Never underestimate the unforgiving brutality of a perfectly timed comeback. 

Sometimes the clever devils of Twitter gift us some ingenious responses. 

Straight up smoky in this room right now from all these roastings. There's a great much to be said for the witty comeback-spewing cretins out there that can think on their feet, and maintain their cool in the fiery face of a pestilent shithead that just has it in for them, on any given day. 

Try them out on your friends!