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Mercilessly Clever Comebacks And Rare Insults

Let the following collection of clever comebacks and rare insults serve as a solid reminder to never underestimate the power of the written word. As long as people are online spewing out random, nonsensical sentiments that never should've been shared in the first place they'll run the risk of getting utterly wrecked. These spicy silvertongues certainly brought the heat.

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Clever Comebacks That Dismantled Their Recipients

Oh boy, we're back at it again with a fresh collection of clever comebacks and people being destroyed by words. As long as we have social media we'll have people rapping off senseless tweets and statuses that just as well never should've been shared with the rest of the online world in the first place. If you enjoyed these clever comebacks check out more radical retorts from clever wordsmiths over here.

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Radical Retorts From Clever Wordsmiths

We love us some clever comebacks from the online world's spicy silver tongues. As long as there's a comments section or people insist on clogging up social media feeds with mindless tweets and statuses that could've used a second set of eyes, and a dash of logic, we'll have other folks waiting eagerly nearby, ready to light them up in the comments section. We've also got that gem from the legend, Stephen Hawking. Check out some more confidence-shattering comebacks and insults over here.

A collection of clever comebacks from spicy silvertongues | Mikey why are so sad? There's so much goodness world don't know Ava why do have asthma there's so much air world
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Confidence-Shattering Comebacks and Insults

In a sense, all roads lead to Yo Momma. The internet gives us all these possibilities for expression and enlightenment, but let's not kid ourselves that a big part of it is being able to absolutely slam someone with a highly precise rare insult from thousands of miles away. It's just kind of the way people are.

Funny joke insults and comebacks | graystripe: once 4th grade this guy got 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk rest year
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Masterful Comebacks That Held Nothing Back

As long as social media has been around we've had fools sharing mindless sentiments that would've been a whole lot better never having been spoken into the endless online void, to begin with. These well constructed comebacks brought pure fire to the comments section. Hopefully these folks learned their lessons in the value of thinking before one tweets/shares a status. 

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Brutal Junk Kids Said to Adults

Untethered by the chains of shame, kids say some extremely brutal stuff to the people around them. It can be insulting, straight up psychopathic, and at worst, hauntingly accurate. Kids are mostly weird and dumb, and they often have stupid beliefs, but damn if they aren't sometimes savagely on the money.

Funny brutal insulting things kids said to adults | amalgamas 4.2k points 23 hours ago Little girl dressed as fast food worker Halloween being given shit by her aunt her "low choice" and she needed aim higher if she wanted succeed, whole thing really demeaning and weird. Girl fired back with only 12 s excuse being poor then?
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Best Comebacks To Insults People Have Heard

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the most clever comebacks to insults that people have ever heard. There's nothing as deeply satisfying as clapping back against that spicy insult with just the kind of razor sharp wit that leaves the recipient utterly speechless. Sometimes you just nail it with the clever comeback .

People describe the best comebacks to insults that they've ever heard | Back2Bach 2d 3 3 Awards "Easy, now don't let brains go head Reply 12.6k
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Clever Comebacks That Hit The Bullseye

We've always had an appreciation for razor sharp wit here. It's quite satisfying to see someone walk right into a clever comeback that there's simply no coming back from. If you enjoyed these clever comebacks we recommend checking out the cleverest of the clever comebacks over here.

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Clever Comments That Stuck Their Landing

Nothing boosts the ego like unleashing a clever comment that just nails it. The internet's always going to be full of people firing off senseless tweets and stinking up otherwise perfectly good comments sections with blatant displays of ignorance. 

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Clever Comebacks From Spicy Silvertongues

The proper series of words can leave someone utterly crushed. There's nothing that gets us going like a clever comeback that renders its recipient speechless. Check out more remarkable retorts that wrecked people over here.

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Remarkable Retorts That Wrecked People

Some comebacks are too clever for their own good. At the end of the day though, the online world is a rough playground where anyone's apt to bring some spicy verbal banter upon themselves if they throw out a careless tweet/status. If you enjoyed these dazzling retorts, we recommend you check out these clever comebacks that sealed the deal.

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Clever Comebacks That Sealed The Deal

Ah, yes, nothing like a clever comeback that just nails it. We'll always have an appreciation for people that spice up the comments section or call out people's senseless posts with witty and brutal comebacks. Check out more clever comebacks that deserve gold medals over here.

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Clever Comebacks That Deserve Medals

Clever comebacks just warm our hearts. Our last round was certainly fiery and unforgiving, and folks seemed to enjoy that. So, we're back at it again with the kinds of comebacks that were nails in the coffins. Sometimes, someone dishes out a comeback that there's simply no coming back from. 

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Cleverest Of The Clever Comebacks

One could climb Mt. Cleverest with all of these. We love a good comeback, and this particular batch is full of spiciness, sharp wit, and enough humor to maybe, just maybe, get some laughter going. Anyone who hits a comments section, or sends a tweet/status out, is exposing themselves to the possibility of being on the receiving end of a masterful, clever comeback. 

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Clever Comebacks From Witty Masters Of Words

We love a good old clever comeback. You know, when someone drops the kind of retort that the person on the receiving end of it, never saw coming. From there, a sweet silence and deep appreciation might ensue. Sometimes folks assemble words in such a way with just the kind of impeccable timing that the comeback is a true display of mastery. These folks certainly nailed it. 

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Dazzling Retorts That Silenced Their Receivers

We've got some fresh dazzling retorts that managed to silence their receivers, like none other. Sometimes people just put the right words together in such a way that whoever is receiving the comeback is just left speechless. 

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