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'What, you don't like the competition?': 30+ Smarty pants who had the most clever comebacks

'I've heard all but good things about you': 30+ Smarty pants who had the most clever comebacks

Don't get mad, get even! That's clearly the motto of these folks, who were able to whip out some hilarious zingers on the spot. Some folks are just naturally hilarious. They can turn any conversation into a laugh riot, and the more you hang around with them, the more you pick up on their sense of humor. Up next, this person's dad really dislikes his brother, and he chose the worst time possible (the middle of a wedding!) to make an “extremely embarrassing announcement” about his own kid.
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Top Karen meltdowns that backfired with instant karma: 'Oh go make a Facebook post about it!'

justice = served
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'Would you flip burgers for $300k a year? Yes? Then it's pay that's the problem': 24 Clever comebacks to the classic line, 'nobody wants to work anymore'

Whether you're a manager at a retail store or a lunch lady at a middle school, there are days when your time on the clock simply doesn't feel worth it. But if you were the CEO of a Fortune 500 company making thousands of dollars a second, perhaps your work time would feel a little more fulfilling–filling your pockets.
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31 Smart-Aleck Comebacks to Keep in Your Back Pocket for Your Next Verbal Joust

Quips that are a whole lot snarkier than a basic 'yo mama' joke
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30+ Clever (Yet Savory) Insults for Fiery Folks Still Trying to Keep it G-Rated

Satisfyingly insulting insults that won't put a quarter in the swear jar
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'I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are': 25+ Smart alecks who had the perfect comebacks

'I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are': 25+ Smart alecks who had the perfect comebacks

Don't mess with these people: they've got some quick and witty comebacks. When your friends are messing with you or a stranger is shouting at you, that's the time to come up with a witty reply . That's a lot easier said than done. It must be a universal experience to have nothing to say in that moment, then six hours later while you're in the shower, you suddenly think of the perfect comeback. But then it's too late! That's why it's extra satisfying when you do come up with a hilarious response…
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'She doesn't understand how the workforce operates': Off-duty waitress gets intercepted by a Karen while grocery shopping, lands devastating roast

'She doesn't understand how the workforce operates': Off-duty waitress gets intercepted by a Karen while grocery shopping, lands devastating roast

Sometimes you find yourself in a situation that feels so brainless, you have to pinch yourself because you can't even believe it's actually happening to you and there are actual people out there like this. When you get in a situation like this it usually involves some sort of Karen. These people are masters of entitlement and thrive on throwing tantrums, and, of course, their catchphrase is “I need to talk to the manager!” A woman on Reddit recently had an encounter with a Karen while she was j…
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'So loud and so wrong': 25 People who got ratio'd into oblivion

When the internet talks, ratios happen. And luckily for us, they're often really funny, and fun to root for the person doing the ratio'ing. Some of the funniest ratios I've ever witnessed were during the 2022 monkey NFT craze. (See #8 for one example!) As you may recall, “Bored Ape” NFTs were all the rage for crypto bros. The gist was that you bought the digital image of the apes, and then you owned the image, technically, sort of. Because while you may have had a paper stating that you owned t…
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'Ouch, Honest Much?' : Rare Insults by Internet Trolls That Push Buttons in All the Wrong Places

'Ouch, Honest Much?' : Rare Insults by Internet Trolls That Push Buttons in All the Wrong Places

Or a bicycle seat.
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Best Memes to Send to Your Snooty Know-It-All Friends to Take Them Down a Peg

That feeling when you prove a know-it-all wrong? Priceless.
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25 Rare Insults That Brutalized People In The Most Specific of Ways

That's descriptive.
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Big Brassy Comebacks That Filled People's Pants With Wit

Feel the burn.
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Controlling Brother-In-Law Can't Keep Mouth Shut, Gets Publicly Slammed

What a burn.
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Sassy Comebacks That Established Internet Dominance

The internet might be a place full of stupidity, hatred, and ignorance, but it's also a place to witness some people excel at snappy and witty comebacks during a debate or an argument. Seriously, on the internet, people aren't good at things like understanding science, basic math, or reading, but get them a dumb thing to respond to and they'll come with a clapback so hard that the recipient needs to sit down for a while and splash some water on their face. Imgur user DadOnTheInternet posted a w…
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The Irreverant and Clever Hot Takes of Xavier

Formerly Pakalu Papito, sort of.
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The Hot Takes Of Xavier, The Lord Of Snappy Responses

Where are you, Pakalu Papito?
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