Quips that are a whole lot snarkier than a basic 'yo mama' joke

Satisfyingly insulting insults that won't put a quarter in the swear jar

Don't mess with these people: they've got some quick and witty comebacks. When your friends are messing with you or a stranger is shouting at you, that's the time to come up with a witty reply . That's a lot easier said than done. It must be a universal experience to have nothing to say in that moment, then six hours later while you're in the shower, you suddenly think of the perfect comeback. But then it's too late! That's why it's extra satisfying when you do come up with a hilarious response…

Sometimes you find yourself in a situation that feels so brainless, you have to pinch yourself because you can't even believe it's actually happening to you and there are actual people out there like this. When you get in a situation like this it usually involves some sort of Karen. These people are masters of entitlement and thrive on throwing tantrums, and, of course, their catchphrase is “I need to talk to the manager!” A woman on Reddit recently had an encounter with a Karen while she was j…

When the internet talks, ratios happen. And luckily for us, they're often really funny, and fun to root for the person doing the ratio'ing. Some of the funniest ratios I've ever witnessed were during the 2022 monkey NFT craze. (See #8 for one example!) As you may recall, “Bored Ape” NFTs were all the rage for crypto bros. The gist was that you bought the digital image of the apes, and then you owned the image, technically, sort of. Because while you may have had a paper stating that you owned t…

Or a bicycle seat.

That feeling when you prove a know-it-all wrong? Priceless.

That's descriptive.

Feel the burn.

What a burn.

The internet might be a place full of stupidity, hatred, and ignorance, but it's also a place to witness some people excel at snappy and witty comebacks during a debate or an argument. Seriously, on the internet, people aren't good at things like understanding science, basic math, or reading, but get them a dumb thing to respond to and they'll come with a clapback so hard that the recipient needs to sit down for a while and splash some water on their face. Imgur user DadOnTheInternet posted a w…

Formerly Pakalu Papito, sort of.

Where are you, Pakalu Papito?

"Inconceivable!"

A clever comeback can be art.

No coming back from these.