witty comebacks

Want to impress/alienate your friends? If you can't think of your own putdowns, dip into this well of witty fury.

This fine collection of witty clap backs is enough to take down the most personally invasive shit-starter of family members who wouldn't just simply emotionally eat their way through the holidays. 

Comebacks are an art. We all know that moment that comes when your victim has just set you up for a super sweet comeback, and all you have to do is knock them down a peg with hilarious precision. Here are seventeen people's shining moments of wit.

Turns out Ben Franklin's an All-American SAVAGE. 

This one was a long time coming!

Never underestimate the unforgiving brutality of a perfectly timed comeback. 

Sometimes the clever devils of Twitter gift us some ingenious responses. 

Straight up smoky in this room right now from all these roastings. There's a great much to be said for the witty comeback-spewing cretins out there that can think on their feet, and maintain their cool in the fiery face of a pestilent shithead that just has it in for them, on any given day.