"Another one bites the dust!" When various, bold Minnesotans took it upon themselves to try and trek through a nasty winter storm, the viral video of the hilarious struggle was INEVITABLE. And whoever touched up the moments of fail with the songs for added dramatic effect, is the real MVP.
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The city of Seattle experienced its most "monstrous" snowstorm since 2017, last week, and people kind of lost their heads. Grocery stores were a mess of timid, nervous excitement, gathered in long passive aggressive lines at the self-checkout as people cleared the shelves and stocked up for what someone outside the city might think, was the next game-ending Ice Age. This man's inspired take on what that looked like as it befell the city is hilariously on point, and pulls zero punches in the process, for what makes the whole sh*tshow just so lovably ridiculous.
Listen, you can read into the horrors of the gingerbread universe as much as you want. By this standard, isn't a freshly made snowman standing in a pool of his own body parts? Maybe it's best not to think too much about this.
Winter is out there hitting its icy stride (in some parts of the steadily darkening world), and people are already over it. If your bones are cold, and you're finding yourself powerfully uninspired to do anything, these tweets describing winter in four words are for you.
Some kind White Knight of the internet compiled a Winter Car Care Kit for those of you that are gearing up for wintry driving conditions. They didn't fail to leave out some solid moments cars lost control on the ice and chaos ensued though!
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It's almost like she wanted to go for a dip, man. I'm all for the quick, fleeting moment of celebration in the face of a highly stressful, risky frozen endeavor achieved; but by the grace of all that is good, don't push your luck. Push your luck too far, and you'll end up with the fresh-frozen pair of iceblocks for legs like this chick.
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Some people snow day and then some people SNOW DAY.
This dude decided to do the latter. Check out this video of him skiing the streets of Raleigh, NC on an awesome snow day.
Not filmed: Him saving a cat from a tree, putting a fire at an elementary school out with his breath, and cracking a beer by friggin’ looking at it.
