winter

Winter is coming. These winter life pro tips might just help you weather the next winter storm in such a way that you're not absolutely miserable. Don't fall prey to those dangerous tricks like thinking that alcohol is actually warming you up, when it's cold as all hell outside. 

The city of Seattle experienced its most "monstrous" snowstorm since 2017, last week, and people kind of lost their heads. Grocery stores were a mess of timid, nervous excitement, gathered in long passive aggressive lines at the self-checkout as people cleared the shelves and stocked up for what someone outside the city might think, was the next game-ending Ice Age. This man's inspired take on what that looked like as it befell the city is hilariously on point, and pulls zero punches in the process, for what makes the whole sh*tshow just so lovably ridiculous. 

Listen, you can read into the horrors of the gingerbread universe as much as you want. By this standard, isn't a freshly made snowman  standing in a pool of his own body parts? Maybe it's best not to think too much about this.

Winter is out there hitting its icy stride (in some parts of the steadily darkening world), and people are already over it. If your bones are cold, and you're finding yourself powerfully uninspired to do anything, these tweets describing winter in four words are for you. 

Some kind White Knight of the internet compiled a Winter Car Care Kit for those of you that are gearing up for wintry driving conditions. They didn't fail to leave out some solid moments cars lost control on the ice and chaos ensued though! 

This person could help us achieve world peace. 

The Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang may be over, but that doesn't mean they have to be over in your heart.

They are officially titled the "Bullet-Men" but let's be serious. It's not a very long jump from one to the other.