winter

Someone on AskReddit got a helpful, informative AskReddit thread going about various winter life pro tips that can help any of us weather the next round of wintery days with grace and as little stress as possible. Just look at this collection of helpful factoids as your own guide to avoid unwanted fails. 

It's entitled human beings like this that give the rest of the world's hard working landlords a bad rap. This landlord was pulling all kinds of criminal stunts. Not only that, but he refused to pay for the building's electricity during the icy heart of winter. That's just wrong, man. Fortunately, there was a moral enforcer around who was ready to do the research necessary to take this landlord down. By the end of it, the dude ended up owing thousands, and it sounds like that was completely justified. 

Winter made its way over to Florida, and let's just say that the Floridians were not ready for the colder temperatures. Things like having to hunt down a suitable coat, amidst iguanas literally falling from trees have made for quite the wild predicament. 

The city of Seattle experienced its most "monstrous" snowstorm since 2017, last week, and people kind of lost their heads. Grocery stores were a mess of timid, nervous excitement, gathered in long passive aggressive lines at the self-checkout as people cleared the shelves and stocked up for what someone outside the city might think, was the next game-ending Ice Age. This man's inspired take on what that looked like as it befell the city is hilariously on point, and pulls zero punches in the process, for what makes the whole sh*tshow just so lovably ridiculous. 

Listen, you can read into the horrors of the gingerbread universe as much as you want. By this standard, isn't a freshly made snowman  standing in a pool of his own body parts? Maybe it's best not to think too much about this.

Winter is out there hitting its icy stride (in some parts of the steadily darkening world), and people are already over it. If your bones are cold, and you're finding yourself powerfully uninspired to do anything, these tweets describing winter in four words are for you. 

Some kind White Knight of the internet compiled a Winter Car Care Kit for those of you that are gearing up for wintry driving conditions. They didn't fail to leave out some solid moments cars lost control on the ice and chaos ensued though! 

This person could help us achieve world peace. 

The Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang may be over, but that doesn't mean they have to be over in your heart.

They are officially titled the "Bullet-Men" but let's be serious. It's not a very long jump from one to the other.