The internet did a good thing with this high stakes bidding war between competitive egg buyers. The game of one-upping fellow egg buyers is not to be taken lightly. Timing and a willingness to supply that extra egg with the hand-drawn smiley face can be the dealbreaker sometimes.
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The lack of shame in this catfish is strong. They clearly feel no remorse for the scam they're running. You can basically hear the devilish cackle in the background. They're probably just on to the next unknowing victim. We just hope whoever that is, is ready to catfish the catfish with lies of their own.
These lucky people all found themselves less than seconds, or in some cases inches away from complete and utter destruction. It really makes you feel deep thoughts about the delicate balance in which all our lives hang. And also it's effin' wild. For stupid people who things didn't perfectly work out for, check out these utter morons who deserve darwin awards.
Thank goodness for reflexes. These videos would look a whole lot different if not for some quick thinking or just straight up luck. Honestly, most of these are just luck. Here's to monster trucks and trains having effective breaks. For more close calls, check out these close calls where people escaped ruin by moments.
These close calls are inches, feet, and seconds away from being really not fun to watch. Congratulations on everyone's luck in these videos, because without it they would all likely be hurting a lot more. For more close call gifs, here are some close calls where people escaped ruin by moments.
For those out there that don't have the time or energy to read through the whole saga, here's how I'd break it down: OP falls in love with a French teacher in a small town out in the middle of nowhere. Apparently rumors begin circulating that they were dating while he was still in school, which wasn't true. Thing is that he waited till after graduating. From there, they both get fired and start over in California where they raise a family. Years later OP hears about who started the rumors; his jealous druggie friend, Jerry.
OP goes ahead and sends old videos of Jerry doing drugs back in the day, along with his family who occasionally partook. They too proceed to lose everything. A bit of a brutal revenge tale, if it's in fact true. Hard to tell when the writing and storyline is this developed. An enjoyable read either way though!
Maybe people out there thinking about tying the knot with that special someone will learn a thing or two from this guy's list of marriage advice that he wishes he'd known sooner in life. Sometimes the only way to get that kind of wisdom though, is through those mistakes we just call experience.
This guy noticed his boss began to treat him differently when he discovered another customer was his boyfriend. Then, he took things into his own hands. For another story of someone getting back at their crappy boss, here's a satisfying revenge story of a guy ending his ridiculously cheap boss.
This starts as an "Am I The Asshole" question about whether or not this guy's the jerk for wanting to give the name and phone number of his Tinder date that just stood up and bailed when it came up that they should split the bill. From there we see a collective, "absolutely not the jerk." I mean, whoever that was sounds like a real piece of entitled work. Good riddance. To make matters all the more satisfying, it sounds like he got his sweet karmic justice on the nightmarish Tinder date in the end.
Smash Mouth has spoken in regards to where they stand with the whole "Straight Pride Parade" being planned by a few dudes out of Boston. Simply put, they're not having any of it. And Twitter can't get enough of Smash Mouth yelling at the rest of the online world about how they feel about a "Straight Pride Parade."
Construction worker Jason Haney is out here restoring our faith in humanity. He acted on an idea to cheer up hospitalized children by creating an 8-foot-tall cutout of Where's Waldo, and hiding it on site everyday for the kids in the Memorial Children's Hospital in South Bend, Indiana. It's people like this that make us think there might be a little hope left in the world after all.
Oh shit, Matthew Green went full legendary dad mode. This questionable parenting decision by the dad to die his hair in solidarity with his kid, ended up inspiring a full on movement for a great cause! More than $10K has been raised so far in donations to the Refugee and Immigrant Center For Education and Legal Services.
