wheelchair

Pull yourselves up by your automated ergonomic bootstraps and ride over the bump like a true pro would!

Who has six wheels, two functional limbs, and is leaving your sad ass in the dust? This guy!

Anybody want to have a scooter race down this thing? Just me? Okay...

What's the worst that could happen? He breaks his legs?

Well, you can start by changing that attitude.

That's what you call a win-win. Until the first wheelchair uses it and discovers the 60 pound limit.

~NSHA