The boyfriend in this scenario either has a rampant imagination prone to fits of psycho, chainsaw-wielding younger brother's chasing after imagined thievery; OR he really did find himself, knee-deep in a pit of absolutely wild madness. Whatever the truth might be, this story is one entertaining rollercoaster ride. I guess he really dodged a bullet, above all else. And he sounds like he was ANYTHING but a rude guest. Here's what those look like.
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People found themselves petrified with fear and overwhelmed by paleontoligists' recently shared findings about the 100-million-year-old hagfish slime's capabilities. This eerie, eel-like creature sounds like it swam and slithered right out of a feverish nightmare. If you're curious to learn more about why you'd never want to see one of these in the wild, check out the original article that sent everyone into a frenzy, here.
Turns out we've always been strange. For decades before you were born, people loved spooky skeletons, spanking, and dressing up their dogs like people. So things have never really changed. Whether that information makes you feel any better is up to you.
Some people possess more cringe in themselves that they're (unfortunately) able to share with the world, easier than others. You might catch yourself physically or mentally wincing in uncomfortable agony, as you scroll through people doing things that are ripe for inspiring discomfort. At the very least social media's a doorless home to all people's passing thoughts of nonsensical, bullsh*t.
Sometimes you find yourself caught up in the middle of a moment that is edging toward dangerous catastrophe. Maybe your gut instinct kicks in, and adrenaline rushes through your veins, but deep down, you know it is time to get your butt out of wherever you're at! These panicked people found their nerves shot, and escape being the only thing in their minds.
Surprisingly, a few of these people actually got real, concrete answers to the strange things they witnessed. The rest are just left to imagine why they saw some crazy unexplainable phenomenon. Most of the time the world makes sense. Then there's the other times.
These underrated combinations are here to make you feel like a kid again. Did you ever consider fried chicken and fondue? How about pineapple and salt? We set our own limitations on what flavors we experience, and for all you know, you're keeping two things outside the same dish, cause someone else said it was gross. Find it out for yourself!
These cursed images are riddled with stomach-turning WTF. Whoever made spaghettio ice cubes is either some twisted kind of genius, or in dire need of help. Outside that unfortunate creation we have a bizarre collection of people doing unexplainably, crude, and outright uncomfortable sh*t.
To use public transportation is to (painfully) knowingly throw yourself into a sea of absolute chaos. People really let themselves go CRAZY on the bus or train. That or they were already to begin with.
These signs do not need to repeat themselves. It could be anything, like possible ebola contamination or a mysterious door that should never be opened. The specificity, or sometimes vagueness of these particular signs makes it abundantly clear that their threats are not to be trifled with.
These WTF moments are here to effortlessly bother and intrigue you, all at once. And don't bother trying to figure out exactly what's going on, just, maybe, accept the fact we live in a world that escapes reasoning and explanation more often than we give it credit for.
You never know what to expect when someone jumps right out the gate with this kind of "blushes as I climb onto your lap" business. And this guy is PERSISTENT to a creepy fault. Has this strategy ever won over a stranger? Seriously, has this ever worked?
