So that's what it would be like.

Thanks, I hate it.

Now that's grace.

It's weirdly common.

We are here to inform you that old-time Christmas cards were horrifically, awfully weird. Just like everything else about the past, it doesn't make sense to us intelligent beings living in the present. Twitter user @RabbitThoughts created a wonderful thread detailing these weird Christmas cards, which they say came about when postage stamps grew cheap in the 1800s. From frogs and bugs dancing together, a horrifying depiction of Krampus, and people with chicken heads going sledding in the snow,…

Well alright then.

Thanks, signs.

Who doesn't want a Titanic-themed Transformer?

Thanks, I hate it.

What's goin on there?

Things happen, man.

Hello Mr. Post.

Life is a series of close calls.

It's easy to forget that private investigators actually exist.

They're strange people.

Trust the sign.