What an odd assortment of delightful wonders.

Hearing footsteps around your house isn't a very freaky thing. Unless of course you live alone. Here are some times people experienced the heebie jeebies when there should have been no one else around to know about it. And for some more creepy encounters, here are people's creepiest “something's not right here” moments.

Thanks, dad.

Stairs. They're always up to something. They get us places that are way up there. It's like flying with extra steps. Some stairs are beautiful while others are cruel. For stairs are statistically some of the most dangerous places in the home, and a few of these look like some real doozies. For some more junk, here are construction failures that went off the rails.

For anyone who hasn't seen a coconut crab before, they're a bit of a sideways-walking nightmare. They like to walk on land and eat coconuts, which basically means they can find you anywhere and pinch super hard. These golfers met a particularly stubborn coconut crab who seemed really interested in a set of clubs, and they found out just how hard it can pinch.

Bruh.

We like Antiques Roadshow as much as we like weird insane crap, and these Antiques Roadshow re-captions make perfect sense to us. Keaton Patti let some true magic fly out of his noggin and did the world a favor by giving us these alternate antiques. Also we regret to learn that it looks like we've used our space machine wrong.

Just... WHY?

This Finnish instructional video from 1979 makes quick work of opening a door, and with enough practice, you can too. We've had it up to here with having to wait for our friends and coworkers to help open doors for us, and frankly it's time to learn. Now you too can go on the instructional journey of entering and exiting buildings, conveniently in Finnish. After this? Windows and gates.

Everyone has a prized fact.

They say what you don't know can't hurt you, but we've all been hit in the face with enough frisbees to know that's demonstrably false. That said, what you do know can leave you with a creeping sense of existential dread and a lasting mark on your psyche. Because man, we live in a vastly unexplored and wildly unpredictable world full of flesh-eating wiener parasites and damning statistics about reading comprehension. Here are some strange science facts to ponder .

When it comes to advancing human scientific achievement, we must dare to be bold. And KLobstar has done just that, throwing a Big Mac in an Air Fryer for about the same duration as a feature-length film. It's a good reminder that we can all answer the call of science, and no person is too small when it comes to furthering our understanding of the natural world. He also ate part of the burger. Smells like a Nobel prize. And burnt ketchup.

People are definitely creative.

We live in a great big world with all of these features. And it doesn't take a whole lot of cognitive estrangement to realize that this world we live in has some very particular and off-the-wall junk that we totally take for granted. Like how your tongue is just in your mouth, like all the time. Or that a bath is like you making you-flavored soup. To really freak out the squares, here are completely legal but super weird things one can do.

Cats have a way with gravity that tends to bewilder the lot of us. Their bodies are somehow liquid, they find themselves in impossible places, and they have the balance of a mountain goat. It's clear as day that more research must be done to discover the secrets behind the non-Newtonian nature of cats. But for now, we just have weird pictures like these. For some worse cats, here are bad cats who were shamed for their crimes.

"Yes, it is me, mister doctor, the professional doctor man."