The eyes have it.

It's all fun and games 'til your kid has an actual sword.

The classic "If you were a real man you'd know why I'm upset."

What's going on there?

Credibility annihilated.

That's... cool?

Fellas, is it wrong to wear sunscreen?

Everyone has something.

It's a lot.

So what exactly is a para-social relationship? Urban Dictionary might describe it as a sex move that involves an entire parachute. But really it has to do with convincing yourself that you actually have a personal relationship with a celebrity or bit of mass media that has no idea you exist. Sort of like this interaction right now, but not really. Because that would imply that you actually like us, which is not a terrifically solid claim. Where this might apply here is that when we read other p…

It's a seemingly relatable scenario: “Oh, my girlfriend/boyfriend never wants to order their own food and always takes bites of my own.” But this time it's different. This girlfriend seems to have a perverse and unyielding interest in the first bite of everything. Honestly this sounds like something only lions or wolves do, but she is absolutely obsessed with the first bite. It's to the point where if there's already a bite in there, she loses interest. And not only that, if he brings it up, sh…

We all (mostly) try to be good hosts when we have guests, but sometimes our hospitality can be taken advantage of by guests who seem to forget that they aren't at their own house. This led u/ Mr_Yus_uwu to ask the question: "What was the worst thing your guest did when they took "Make yourself at home" very literally? The results were as surprising as they were unsurprising. That means to say, people can be pretty terrible houseguests in wildly unpredictable ways. It's not unheard of to have a…

What's better than driving around in a beat up 1996 Honda Civic? Why, driving around in a beat up 1996 Honda Civic that's made to look like a big giant fish, of course. And if you refer to it exclusively as a “Honda Ceviche” then you are well on your way to complete self-fulfillment. There is nothing that people won't try to put on four wheels and laboriously evade the cops with. Here are some more weird and peculiar vehicles.

When a smell becomes an idea, then a feeling.

No one likes it when someone takes credit for someone else's hard work. It's the same reason we all hate doing group projects. This guy ran into the interesting problem of his sister trying to Santa-launder his gifts to her kids. Was she just trying to save money? Did she forget to buy enough presents? This feels like the kind of issue that shouldn't be a problem among grown ups, but y'know, Karens are gonna Karen .

The thing about rooms is that nothing feels wrong with one until something totally is. We've all seen enough bathtubs to know that they shouldn't be carpeted, and a kitchen that's designed to only fit a backwards oven is somehow anxiety inducing. Also what's the deal with people putting bathtubs and Jacuzzis on display in a main living area? What was going on in there? Here are some more rooms with bad vibes.