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English Premier League football player Jay Bothroyd shows off his deadly ink.

If anyone wants to sex you, know that it's a ploy to beat you up and leave you in a gutter somewhere.

... then you've obviously never been shot by one...

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... I always get the coolest weapon!

FREEZE! I have a protractor and I know how to use it!

You get a little bundle of joy, but on the other hand, you get a big bundle of band-aids and gauze.