From the submitter:
If you leave your husband home alone.... sooner or later he will need to figure out how to use a washing machine. Probably he will play The Imperial March from Star Wars. May the Force be with all home alone left husbands.
Is that a laundry machine next to him?
Apparently this guy also runs a laundromat.
Ugh, I hate Sunday evenings. The Laundro-wall is always crowded.
I'm never complaining about my washing machine again. Okay, except for maybe the fact that it never knits me a sweater while it's running.
Down pillow in a washing machine... what could go wrong?